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Diversifying the News: Second Black Mob Hits Maryland 7-Eleven

by Unamused 11.28.2011

Flash mob…flash mob…the flash mobs are coming…Shut the fuck up and fuck right the fuck off with your “flash mob” dumbfuckery. These are black mobs. Here, let me go ahead and diversify* your news for you. *diversify (verb): to un-erace; to put obvious (and obviously relevant) information about race back into a race-less account of [...]

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Is Racial Diversity Ruining #OccupyWallStreet?

by Unamused 10.26.2011
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If you lack the time or stomach to track all the symptoms of our developing, apparently terminal civilizational cancer, to savor each fresh whiff of corpse-stink wafting off America’s body politic in her advanced state of moral decay, allow me to summarize the ongoing “Occupy Wall Street” movement for you: a bunch of spoiled white [...]

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The Pretty Face of Hatred: Act II

by Unamused 10.05.2011
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Ladies and gentlemen: you have been lied to! Previously, the honorable gentlemen behind the reputable racist Internet website Unamusement Park (in conjunction with the marginally-less honorable gentlemen behind the altogether-less-reputable In Mala Fide) were enormously pleased to announce the triumphant return of the Internet’s foremost hyper-sexual genius — that endlessly talented, stunningly attractive, impeccably dressed, impossibly [...]

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The Pretty Face of Hatred: Act I

by Unamused 07.29.2011
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Ladies and gentlemen: at last, the moment you’ve all been waiting for — — unless, of course, you happen to be gifted with a more-than-rudimentary sense of decorum, in which case (a) why, oh why, are you reading In Mala Fide? and (b) you should stop reading this post right now. You can’t say I [...]

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Anti-White Hate Crimes and Media Censorship

by Unamused 07.18.2011
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For those of you who are interested in white rights and/or white racial consciousness (i.e., who believe white people should have rights, and it’s okay for them to identify with their race), I produce flyers you can use to inform people of anti-white hate crimes. These “hate crime alerts” are suitable for mass distribution and [...]

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Poor Sportsmanship

by Unamused 03.24.2011
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As many of my readers can attest, sometimes it’s a real drag being an endlessly talented, stunningly attractive, impeccably dressed, impossibly brilliant über-alpha living in a world of worker bees. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the heck out of it most days. It’s just that it makes debating an exercise in frustration. When you’re [...]

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