August 2011

The Magic of Attention Whoring

by Gx1080 08.31.2011
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Well, since this is being thrown around, I might as well do a post on it. Let’s recap: A nerd queen at Gizmodo, that third rate nerd tabloid, makes a profile on OkCupid so she can get some attention from guys. She meets a dude. The dude that she met turns out to be this [...]

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Andrew Breitbart vs. Mark Ames: More Evidence of the Femiservative Alliance Against Men

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.31.2011
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Catfight! At Andrew Breitbart’s Big Journalism, Tea Party Judendork Joel Pollak has put out a hitpiece on eXiled head lunatic Mark Ames: He has written about having sex with an underage girl, and claims he once threatened to kill a pregnant girlfriend unless she had an abortion. He claims to hate marijuana, but recommends heroin as [...]

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We Now Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Bile and Venom

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.30.2011

Sorry for the intermittent site outages – my private server has been having bizarre spikes in bandwidth usage all day.

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Barack Obama Doesn’t Care About White People!

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.30.2011
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At Clusterfuck Nation, all-knowing wise man of the Peak Oil cult Jim Kunstler muses on the unfurling disaster that is Hurricane Irene: That story is still developing. A lot of people will not be able to get around for a long, long time, especially in Vermont and New Hampshire, where the rugged terrain only allows [...]

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Anders Behring Breivik vs. Blacks Behaving Badly: Who’s Worse?

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.29.2011
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I’m going to regret writing this, but here goes. It seems that a certain troll*, having tired of stalking black women who he desperately wants to fuck, has gone back to haranguing the alt-right blogosphere for blog hits. In a new post, he takes aim at G.L. Piggy, Sofia, and myself for supposedly wanting to [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: School’s in Session Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.28.2011
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Bronan the Barbarian! – “Favorite Gym Characters: End of Summer Edition” Delusion Damage – “Failure Means You’re Doing it Right“, “Don’t Be Afraid to Dream a Little Bigger“, “The Extremely Fine Art of Making Things Not Matter“, “Your Life in Five Years“, “The Fastest-Growing Blog in the World” Frost – “Cynics Are Deluded Too” Max [...]

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Swipe Yo’ EBT!

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.27.2011

Also known as the greatest troll of the year so far: I know I mentioned this video earlier, but I’m shocked no one else in the alt-right has covered this, save for Paul Kersey (where I first saw it). It’s like a perfect storm of everything we’re supposed to hate – lackadaisical blacks sucking down [...]

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Michele Bachmann and the Triumph of Conservative Victimology

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.26.2011
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The man you should fear the most is the man who considers himself a victim. A man who thinks of himself as a victim is a de facto moral nihilist. He can say the most brazen lies or commit the most vile deeds without the slightest shred of remorse. Because a victim views himself as [...]

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Universal Organizational Flaws in Modern Intelligence Agencies

by Advocatus Diaboli 08.25.2011

Note: This post is a mix of three different articles published on my blog along with some additional material. Many people believe that intelligence and intelligence-gathering agencies are omnipotent organizations filled with motivated supermen. The reality is, however, far more mundane as explained below. Mature intelligence agencies are just another department of the government they serve, [...]

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Turn the Goddamn Music Down, Assholes!

by Charlie Bushmeister 08.25.2011
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Hey douchebags, I can’t hear shit in here! This girl is really cute and keeps trying to tell me her name, but I can’t hear any of the words she’s yelling in my ear. Turn the goddamn music down, assholes! One of the major obstacles me and Boris run into in our travels is the [...]

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Free Markets and Lucky Assholes Go Hand in Hand, and They’re Giving You the Finger

by Mupetblast 08.24.2011
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The fabled Tortoise and Hare is a quaint if not archaic pair. This long played out anthropomorphic duo was often invoked to teach youngsters the virtues of slow, steady and humble productivity in the taunting face of a cocksure narcissist. The Tortoise, lacking the foolhardy (and womanizing) talent of the Hare, ultimately wins the day [...]

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One in Two Rape Accusations Are False! Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Presumed Guilty, Jailed, Slandered and Denied Due Process, Got Lucky

by Human-Stupidity.com 08.24.2011
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One in two rape accusations (over 50%) are false: Dominique Strauss-Kahn escaped the inquisition. Others, who get falsely convicted, are not so lucky. We wish we could say Dominique Strauss-Kahn escaped unscathed, but he suffered tremendously. He lost his job. Speculators could have made billions, because the value of the Euro dropped because of his [...]

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Support Anthony Morelli and ThePsychoExWife.com!

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.23.2011
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Reader Cotija passed along this link from Shrink4Men on a truly psychotic, nut-breaking, narcissistic bitch who wasn’t content to drive her poor husband to divorce her. After he set up an anonymous website to help other men with similarly crazy wives, his wife discovered it via a Google search and convinced a family court judge to [...]

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Politics and Preparedness

by Matt Parrott 08.23.2011
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I take umbrage with Simon Rierdon’s latest article about gold being sub-optimal for WTSHTF scenarios. Primarily, I do this because I want more people to buy more gold, driving the value of my investment even higher. He arrives at a pretty balanced assessment, one which includes loading up on a reasonable amount of pirate treasure, but [...]

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Kellett Steps in It, Big Time

by Paul Elam 08.22.2011

As I reported on recently, Mary Kellett, the Ellsworth, Maine prosecutor notorious for pursuing flimsy cases, always against men accused of sexual or domestic assaults, has put her foot in it again. Only this time, it appears that her misstep has put her ankle deep in a bear trap. A recap of the most recent case [...]

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Central America: The Stepping Stone

by Raul Asstinez 08.22.2011
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So, you are in the Central American training ground. Well, congrats on finally getting your passport, but please remember, this is only a stepping stone filled with beautiful and willing land based mermaids that are an absolute pleasure. You must beware, as they will try to pull you in with their everlasting longings for amor [...]

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Advertise on In Mala Fide: It’s Cheaper Than You Think

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.21.2011

In an attempt to make advertising on In Mala Fide more affordable, I’ve slashed rates across the board. Here are the new prices: Ad Size 1 Week 2 Weeks 1 Month 3 Months Standard 160×200, 16K + 300 char $20 $25 $31 $47 Hi-Rise 160×600, 35K + 300 char $30 $38 $48 $72 Mini 160×100, 5K [...]

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Doomed to Repeat It

by Ferdinand Bardamu 08.21.2011
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In homage to Advocatus Diaboli’s series of posters slamming escaped mental patient and Republican presidential contender Michele Bachmann, I’ve created my own: I’m almost thinking of registering as a Republican to vote for Bachmann in the primaries. Not because I agree with her on anything – she’s a batshit insane cunt. I’ll vote for her [...]

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