Why hello there. Gonna kick off with a video:
Saw that? Good. What have we learned?
- This is an off-the-clock rant about a soul-crushing job. We all have seen them, and they are funny.
- Apple doesn’t sell electronic gadgets and computers, it sells fashion accesories. But we all knew that.
- Due to the former, their customers are SWPL we-are-superior-to-the-proles idiots. You know, the kind of people that buy hideous modern art.
- There’s a huge amount of adults living in la-la-land.
- Butthurt iPhone users are funny.
Unfortunately, like all the people who get busted doing off-the-clock-rants, the author was kindly told to pack his stuff. Nevermind that the video doesn’t mention the store by name, but YOU CAN’T INSULT CORPORATIONS AND THEIR SHEEPLE, HEATHEN!!
OK, he wasn’t fired because that’s bad publicity (the damage is already done, suckers). But he decided to tell them to suck dick and be independent. Good luck for him.
Second video, is a new catchy song:
It could have been called “The Hymn of Nice Guys” and nobody would have noticed.
There we can see the problems with Nice Guys:
- They think that all women who dumped them are golddiggers. Sorry champ, but just because you can only offer money doesn’t mean that the other guy only has more money. Which is why being rich isn’t enough to keep a women. Also, if you want to simply convert your money into sex, get a hooker, oh I mean an “escort.”
- They “try to keep ya, try to please ya,” basically being slaves to every single one of her whims.
- Being heartbroken is one thing, whining because “it ain’t fair” is another.
I could go on and on, but the point is treating relationships as an exchange where Her Divine Majesty gives a little sex to her unworthy he-bitch is a HORRIBLE idea. Yes, the media, Hollywood, your friends and your parents all LIED to you. Fuckers. The only consolation? At least that was BEFORE the marriage-divorce assrape.
One final observation. Those who saw the videos on YouTube will notice that the former has 7.9 million views and the latter has 4.5 million views (at the moment of this writing). Since in both cases viral marketing was used, it means that those videos touched on real stuff in the lives of many, many people. A lot of people shared those videos because they saw it and said “hey, that’s true.” Or at least that’s how I choose to interpret it.
-Gx1080
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Testing, 1, 2.
Perhaps I should have posted some Nice Guy examples from the Internet. Oh well.
I laugh at the iphone users who don’t want to admit that they get suckered into the “omg, it’s new” hype every year.
They think that all women who dumped them are golddiggers.
Any woman settling for a beta male is a golddigger. Once a woman has concluded that she can no longer date an alpha, whether at age 16 or 32, she will simply pick a beta male based on which one will annoy her the least and provide the best financial rewards.
But the MRA types will sadly hunger for Marriage v1.0. Fucking morons. If rich people are going “Galt”, then betas should go “gay” because that’s the only way a beta male will ever have great sex without being used for money.
I agree about ‘Nice Guys’, but the legends are true. Golddiggers are out there, and they are more common than Bigfoot. There are also women that are more concerned with looks than anything else, et cetera.
Lack of funds can also certainly hamper your Game, no matter what anyone says. If the guy in the song can’t keep his car running, is wearing out of style rags, can barely afford to keep himself fed, he’s going to have serious trouble providing the ‘fun’ and envelope pushing endeavors that keeps your modern female interested. I’m familiar with Starving Artist Game, but there are certainly limits.
There is also the phenomena of a women having been through a Starving Artist already and vehemently rejecting the possibility of falling in with another. This pendulum behavior is more observable with Asshole Game, where a woman will swing back and forth between ‘Nice Guy’ and borderline sociopath for most of her life.
Money isn’t everything, but neither is Game. Even most non-Guru PUAs will tell you that you need money, but not wealth. Spending money was part of Mystery’s original ‘heirarchy of needs’ as well.
Best Buy tried to fire the guy who made the Evo/iPhone 4 video?
They had an employee with the talent to create a video that would be viewed by *seven million people* — an asset of inestimable value to any corporation that does any kind of advertising — and they wanted to *fire him*!?
“But the MRA types will sadly hunger for Marriage v1.0. Fucking morons.”
I don’t think so, David. I’m hungering in optimism for Marriage v0.
Whiskey,
you state this:
“But the MRA types will sadly hunger for Marriage v1.0. Fucking morons”
Compare this to what you stated in May:
“I don’t want women as either stripper-porn-star-prostitutes, or bags in burquas and harems for big shots. I don’t want to dominate women or be dominated by them. That used to be the West. I’d like to go back to it.”
http://www.inmalafide.com/2010/05/20/draw-muhammad-day/#comment-13778
You can’t have it both ways. You can either yearn for the return of Western patriarchy i.e. Marriage 1.0 or dismiss the people who do that as morons. Make up your mind.
BTW you still haven’t answered my question in that post’s comment section.
Crap, I mistook DA for Whiskey. Oh well.
Uh, you might want to watch the REAL video for CeeLo’s great new hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
It’s more like a revenge anthem. “Look at me now, beyotch.”
“They had an employee with the talent to create a video that would be viewed by *seven million people* — an asset of inestimable value to any corporation that does any kind of advertising — and they wanted to *fire him*!?”
Sure. The VP of Customer Service doesn’t get any credit for great marketing videos, and the VP of Marketing is pissed that some grunt from another division made his org look like the incompetent bufoons they are. And the CEO who they both report to doesn’t care, because it’s easier for him to let his VPs bumble along that it is to motivate himself to fire them when they screw up.