Best mangina song ever?

by Ferdinand Bardamu on August 28, 2010

in Culture

Having already identified the best song for Gamesmen, I now present to you an anthem for gynocentrists everywhere:

White knights, chivalrous cowards, male feminists, woman-worshipping conservatives, cuckold fetishists, and other assorted pedestalizing nutless pussyboys, this song is for you. Bow down to Ariel Pink, he who hath given voice to your plight, and may you finally be liberated from the hated bonds of manliness!

(Sad part is, I actually like Ariel Pink, and I think this is a good song. But man is he a fruitcake.)

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 PA August 28, 2010 at 8:26 am

“Gamesman” sounds try-hard. What does it mean anyway? is it synonymous with the perfectly serviceable “PUA” or does it refer to men who aren’t mangina/betas? (in which case most guys pre-feminim would be “gamesmen”)

2 dana August 28, 2010 at 8:51 am

another candidate for mangina song is the Monkees “She” which was obviously a response to the rolling stones super alpha “Under my thumb”

“She, she told me that she loved me,
And like a fool I believed her from the start.
She, she said she’d never hurt me,
But then she turned around and broke my heart

Why am I standing here,
Missing her and wishing she were here.
She only did me wrong;
I’m better off alone.

She, she devoured all my sweet love,
Took all I had and then she fed me dirt.
She, she laughed while I was cryin’.
It was such a joke to see the way it hurt.

Why am I standing here,
Missing her and wishing she were here.
She only did me wrong;
I’m better off alone.

And now I know just why she
Keeps me hangin’ ’round.
She needs someone to walk on,
So her feet don’t touch the ground.
But I love her,
I need her,
I want her.
Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea! She!

[Instrumental]

Why am I standing here,
Missing her and wishing she were here.
She only did me wrong now;
I’m better off alone.

Why am I missing her?
I should be kissing her.”

3 Corn August 28, 2010 at 11:17 am

You fools are looking to baby boomer music for masculine inspiration? That’s like looking to the Third Reich for Jewish history month.

4 Sexy Pterodactyl August 28, 2010 at 5:48 pm

@PA: Some Female uses the phrase “Gameboys”. Pshaw! Alpha game HBD hypergamy! Roissy and me have a video at my latest post, showing how we Game females at lakes.

I often bring hamster headed females to my hip bachelor pad. Imagine their delight when they use my bathroom (the neurotic snooping sluts!) and find my collection of partially eaten small animal heads.

Hugs,
Sexy Pterodactyl

5 PA August 28, 2010 at 7:37 pm

Concupicent Airborne Dinosaur, I get that you are a fun-troll and something of a PUA-sphere mocker, but I like how you associated Gameboys (ie, nerdy video gaming) with “Gamesman”, a dorky thing to call oneself.

6 Breeze August 29, 2010 at 11:15 pm

Hell Ferd, why limit yourself. The whole modern music scene deserves the award.

7 Mook August 31, 2010 at 12:50 pm

Ariel Pink makes Owl City look like Stallone, circa 1985.

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