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I know this blog already has a theme song, but Ray Sawhill has recommended this dirty ditty by David Allan Coe as an anthem for game bloggers:
I recall finding something even better on the Interwebs a while back, also about blowjobs, but I can’t remember it and I didn’t bookmark it, so this will have to do.
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Apparently Talleyrand and Alkibiades have called it a day.
http://seasonsoftumultanddiscord.wordpress.com/
Bob Seger’s “Still the Same” is about a gambler, but the lyrics also work splendidly as a PUA theme song:
FB: Maybe you’re thinking of David Allan Coe’s (NSFW) I Made Linda Lovelace Gag?
Snark: Yeah, they pulled a ‘Snark’ and erased their excellent body of work, entirely.
Wordpress won’t let me hyperlink the most over-the-top David Allan Coe song (way NSFW), entitled “N—– F—–”.
tinyurl dot com/2v7lj7f
(lyrics linked in comments)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIG6y0jErPg
David Allen Coe: Fuckin’ in the Butt
Fuckin in the butt
Fuckin in the butt
Fuckin in the butt
I’d like to fuck the shit out of you
I’d like to fuck the shit out of you
I’d like to fuck the shit out of you
I’d like to fuck the shit out of you
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Please put my gland in your hand
Baby won’t you give me some head
Baby won’t you give me some head
Baby won’t you give me some head
Baby won’t you give me some head
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
We like to eat luncu down at the Y
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
Why? Because we love you. Hi, my name’s David, and these are my friends
It’s been a pleasure doin this album for ya
We’d like to specially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey
Mouse Fan Club
And to you Mrs. Calabash, whereever you are.
And i’d like to fuck the shit out of you (fades to end of song).
“Snark: Yeah, they pulled a ‘Snark’ and erased their excellent body of work, entirely.”
If they pulled a ‘Snark’, then not to worry, because you’ll be seeing it again.
I’m partial to ‘dominoes’ by Big Pink
My spies inform me that The Dork Lord has steadfastly refused to provide any real world demo of his alpha PUA achievements, even when told to name his price (I’m guessing that’s the case with Ferdy Mumu as well). Don’t worry PUA bros, I got ya back. Here’s a Roissysphere song for ya:
MRA-PUA is so alpha
Pterodaustros are dastardly
Game blogging is da pimp wing
Slut females submit to my mastery
SexyP, is da alpha male host
Guess who’s back with a brand new post…
(In which I reveal the The Perfidious Slut Matrix, as well as a real-time Game demo)
I know this blog already has a theme song
Damn, I didn’t know that. And here I was working on something for you, Ferd. Heavy D’s “In Living Color”:
You can do what you wanna do
In Mala Fide (IN MALA FIDE)
You can do what you wanna do
In Mala Fide (IN MALA FIDE)
You bang slut after slut when the world’s in a rut
You see it’s never too late when you just gotta nut
Take it from me, that’s it’s a’ight to be
IN MALA FIDE
And how would you feel knowin’ ethnocentrism aint obsolete
And mankind won’t dance to the exact same beat
And in Detroit it ain’t safe to walk down the street
(IN MALA FIDE)
You can do what you wanna do
In Mala Fide (IN MALA FIDE)
You can do what you wanna do
In Mala Fide (IN MALA FIDE)
Not all NAM’s are equally kind (IN MALA FIDE)
They take what’s theirs, and they take what’s mine
And how would joo feel knowing joo gotta crosshair on your back?
Yes, blood is thick but PC makes it thin
So even Anglo G’s gonna learn to pimp slap
Hey
You can do what you wanna do
In Mala Fide (IN MALA FIDE)
You can do what you wanna do
In Mala Fide (IN MALA FIDE)
Yes, blood is thick but PC makes it thin
I like it.
GBFM’s influence is strong.
BTW, speaking of raunch:
Ferd, you might enjoy Miami’s own Clarence Reid a.k.a. “Blowfly” — and old school negroidian who has been writing some NASTY little soul & rap ditties for decades. He has recently been appropriated by the local hipster crowd. A national treasure.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowfly_(artist)
http://www.myspace.com/blowfly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g_4JAF8QSg
(previous comment Re: Blowfly in moderation)
(Hi Obsidian)
“Should I Stay Or Should I Go” = “Should I F this Big Fat Ho” — Blowfly
I love David Allan Coe. X-Rated albums are horribly offensive. I love them.
I also recommend “Longhaired Redneck” and “Rides Again” albums. Classic country gold.
http://sirsisyphus.wordpress.com/2010/08/03/the-case-for-country/
Another good country song for the manosphere: the Notorious Cherry Bombs’ “It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM
More great tunes for the manosphere:
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2010/12/heres-to-the-womens-liberation-mp3s.html
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