This one is dedicated to the usual Roissysphere jock-sniffing posers with bogus high standards.
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
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About the general feeling: “if I were that rich, I wouldn’t be dating that hog”.
Let me translate that with the reliable bullshit detector:
“If I were rich, I would be blowing my money on hookers, fuck Game”.
Not something that I would be proud of broadcast. You know, (un)common sense and all.
Girl that dated him before his millions > Girl that dates him after his millions. Duh.
“If I were rich, I would be blowing my money on hookers, fuck Gameâ€.
So women provide nothing but their vagina?
please translate peon into english. Tosh.0 also has many dynamic gender lessons to share, and he does it in a humorous and politically incorrect manner.
I have a growing suspicion that Fredinand Bardamu is secretly a beta.
What percentage of Roissy’s commentators have fucked a hotter girl than Zuckerman’s GF in the last six months? I’d say 30% at the most.
That’s why I love Roosh. Everything he writes rings true, and he admits to failing quite a bit unlike everyone else. When you talk to mature guys in person, about trials and tribulations with women, they respect you for not ‘frontin.’
Some guys are so used to getting nothing at all, that when they get a meager morsel of pussy, they start thinking they’re hot shit. Look, save the show for the girls.
Another example is the commenters calling those girls of Mr. Camacho ugly.