This is it! The moment you’ve all been waiting for, when the sky will open up, the lion will lay down with the lamb, and the mysteries of the universe will be laid bare! I am talking of course about the debut of the second season of Jersey Shore! “What’s Jersey Shore,” you may ask, “and why should I give a damn about it?” Watch this trailer, courtesy of Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Tech, and be awed:
Still not convinced? See this post of mine summing up the first episode aired back in December. If you aren’t a true believer in Jersey Shore after reading that, you are destined to burn forever in the fiery pits of hell, heathen!
Jersey Shore will be on MTV tonight at 10, New Jersey Time! Be there, or be a total loser who isn’t up to speed on the latest pop culture excrement!
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Well at least a few people are enjoying the decline and fall of Western civilization.
“Foul Babylon has overstepped the mark and crammed itself with scandalous misdeeds almost to bursting, having made its gods of Venus and Bacchus and the like.”
Glad I’m not the only one excited for this.
Grenade free America!
Your excitement, although sarcastic, creeps me out.
FB,
I’ll be watching Jersey Shore season 2-hell yeah! Since I don’t have a TV, I’ll have to wait till tomorrow, when I’ll be able to watch it online. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time… :)
MarkyMark
Why bother watching this shit on tv when I can go down to a club and watch the mating dance of the guidos and the guidettes in person.
Breeze,
If you live within driving distance of the Jersey Shore, do it! There are guidos everywhere down there, especially in Seaside… :)
MarkyMark
Instant reaction:
I was worried that season 2 would be a letdown but this exceeded my expectations. My highlights: The Situation and Paulie D. buying fireworks and getting stuck in a field. Beta guy buying Snooki and Jwoww shots and failing their shit tests. Angelina’s role reversal from last season and becoming the coolest girl in the house. The cutaway from the yelling girls in the cab to the guys quietly sitting in theirs. (A great symbol of gender dynamics) I am sick of the Sammi/Ronny nonsense though.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one enjoying the show. Surprisingly, Slate has a pretty interesting take on it.
As for Sammi, her only interest in Ronny is getting him worked up.
http://www.slate.com/id/2262065/
I don’t really see though why this is so much worse than the crap that goes on on The Real World. At the very least, we don’t have token gays and the “modern women” types.
At least these people know who they are and aren’t trying to smugly impress anyone with their worldliness or intellectuality.
@ MarkyMark: No I live in Aus but there is an infestation of douchebags and guidos that is spreading rapidly.
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