It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, and since I’m away on assignment (read: I’m at the beach, mofos) and in no mood to write something heavy, I might as well turn the floor over to y’all once again.
Ah, the flag metric. We of the male species have always been curious as to whether the female grass really is greener on the other side. Every man wants quality quim, and some are willing to cross national, cultural, and linguistic boundaries to get it. With money, you can travel the world and see all it has to offer, and with our good friends Petey the Prophylactic and Penny the Pill enabling us to separate reproduction from fornication (among a bunch of other factors), sampling the carnal delicacies of the multicolored mosaic of humanity has never been easier. If you’re not the globetrotting type, you can still sow your wild oats with foreigners if you live in a city with lots of immigrants – one of the few upsides to multiculturalism. And if you hail from America or any other Anglosphere country, going xenophile is likely the only way you’ll encounter women who are women and not bad knock-offs of men.
Thus, we have the flag metric. Roosh came up with it and explains it here:
Your flag count is the number of countries you have slept with. If you sleep with a girl who was born in another country, that’s a flag. If you sleep with two girls from the same country, that’s still one flag. It’s not good enough if her ancestors are from another country because in that case an American flag might as well also be German, Irish, British, or Dutch.
For example, if I have sex with a girl born in Greece, two girls born in Poland, one from Colombia, and a ton from the United States, I have four flags…
Flags are more telling of your game skill because you are having sex with girls that have different and usually more conservative cultural beliefs and norms. Being desirable to women from several countries signifies more game than being desirable to the same type of girl from the same locale. Abercrombie & Fitch guys who abuse pomade have a lock on the American blondes, but unless they are especially good-looking their game has trouble adapting and conforming to girls from other countries. And an American flag is the least valuable because American girls, from my experience, are the easiest in the world. European guys drool on American girls overseas not necessarily because they are exotic but because tales of their promiscuity have arrived long before they flew in.
My first question for you guys: what is your most exotic flag? A flag you have that few if any guys from your ethnic, cultural and/or racial group have? Feel free to go into as much detail as you want concerning the flag – how you met her, what she was like, how memorable she was (or, if you’re still together, how she is now), et cetera. If you had to pay for it, it doesn’t count. I’ve got nothing against going to prostitutes, but anyone can pay for one – it takes skill to make a woman want you.
My most exotic flag?
I mentioned her at the end of this post, and will be writing about her in greater detail at a later date for reasons that should be somewhat obvious.
Question number two: what is your most wanted flag? What girl of what national background do you want to bang the most and why? Again, feel free to go into as much detail as you want.
The flag I want to get the most?
Why? C’mon, do you really need an explanation?
Gals can join in the thread as well, but we will be much less impressed with your flags for reasons that need not be repeated. Let the comments begin!
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I love that the Google ad at the bottom of your post is the Gadsden “Don’t Tread On Me” flag.
Swiss, Swedish & English. Proof I’m a racist!
The Swiss one was funny. I was in Amsterdam and decided to check out the red light district with a couple of mates. Temptation got the better of me and I paid up for a pro, blew in no time because I was traveling in hostels and it’s hard to find a place to get one off. Anyway I walk out of the booth or whatever it is and can’t find my mates so I head back to the hostel. I was sitting at the downstairs bar smoking a joint and enjoying cheap Amstel quite content then this 18 y.o Swiss girl I was working on the night before comes and sits next to me. “All by yourself” she says, the conversation is downhill from there as her english isn’t very good. Anyway after a bit of small talk somehow I coaxed her into a nearby toilet and in no time it’s all happening. Problem is the combination of pot, beer and the hooker have left me unable to blow. No matter what the poor thing tried i just couldn’t do it, she thought it was her fault. Finally I gave up, she tried to kiss me after blowing me for half an hour and I politely declined. The end.
Do escort flags count?
I don’t get the appeal of foreign girls, even white ones. I can barely form friendships with non-Americans, let alone be romantically or sexually attracted to them.
I’m probably more apt to bond with an Asian-American than a white foreigner.
My most exotic flag is Israel. She was the daughter of a collaborator at the Weizman Institute and I met her at a party he invited me to when I was out there with my advisor for a conference. She offered to show me around Tel Aviv and I ended up getting a BJ from her that day, but no sex because I didn’t have a condom. When she came to the states later that year to travel around, I ended up banging her at the condo she was staying at on the upper east side.
I’m definitely not Jewish and not really white either. Few men of my background have an Israeli flag.
My most desired flag right now is either Japan or South Korea. I earned my Chinese and Taiwanese flag this year so I’m trying to collect all the East Asians.
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fond memories, but I prefer no to go into any details.
Only two foreign flags for me. South Korea and Denmark. In answer to number two, I’ll go with Ukraine.
Made out with a Kenyan girl living in the US a few times but never got all the way.
I would most want a flag from Spain or Argentina.
Nice one Cameron.
For me: Aussie, Scottish, English, Welsh, Thai. Thai girl definitely. She was a fucking maniac. Totes keen for a French girl or a Dane.
If escort flags count (born in that country, not just ancestry)..
Europe- UK, Switzerland, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Poland, Hungary, Bulgaria, Russia, Ukraine and a few other E. European countries.
East Asia- Thai, Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean.
Australasia- Both Australian and NZ.
West Asia- Iran, Lebanon.
N. Africa- Morocco, Egypt.
South and Central America- Mexico, Ecuador, Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, Chile, Guyana.
Caribbean- Jamaica, Dominican Republic, Bermuda.
and many mutts..
[Paid sex doesn't count, but damn, that's a lot of escorts. I am humbled. - ed.]
My flag count is pretty respectable at this point … Most of Asia (missing Mongolia and Malaysia, though I knocked a Singaporean Malay for a while). Enough of Europe to know what I like. Somehow I’m missing out on the little former Soviet states, and Roissy’s tales of Estonian women kind of float my boat, so I may take a trip to the Baltics later this year.
Most exotic: Eritrea. Highly recommended too.
My first question for you guys: what is your most exotic flag?
Useless fact: I lost my virginity to a redheaded Canadian woman of Scottish and Irish ancestry. At this point, it’s highly likely that she’ll be my only sex partner.
For some reason this thread reminds me of the ol’ Spengler quote:
“Marxism is the capitalism of the working class.”
Hm…
Marxism is the capitalism of the working class.
I’d argue that Marxism is the revenge of the smart and unsuccessful against the smart and successful.
[Paid sex doesn't count, but damn, that's a lot of escorts. I am humbled. - ed.]
I had close to 400 different gals over the last decade.. see, you have to start pooning in your early 20s.
and I forgot a few african nations and germany in my first list.
I’m really jealous of you guys and your international experiences.
Personally I would like flags from somewhere in East Asia (Japan, Korea, etc.) and Persia (which flag wise means Iran although if I met a Persian chick she probably would have been born here).
In descending order of number of partners: USA (vast majority), Poland, Korea, Germany. Flag I’d like to add to my collection if I were single: Denmark.
I’m nothing but American. Damn. If I were single, I’d like to plant my flag, repeatedly, in the Brasilierinha pictured in this post.
Kind of funny to see that your most wanted flag is the one I got easiest. The Bosnia flag is much more impressive, though by sheer providence I’ve got that one too. Regardless, these “flag girls” really don’t deserve to be treated like American women.
But in the spirit of this post, my most wanted flag is this one: http://www.flickr.com/photos/10022138@N07/2726387558/
Iran was probably my toughest flag, read that: the most LMR. my most common flags are Latin American countries, Brazil, and India (not the super uncouth, FOB ones, mind you). I have a number of Asian flags as well spread throughout the region.
Europe is a region that come to think of it, I think I’ve only pulled some make-outs…..ala my most recent makeout with a Bosnian girl. No, take that back, I did sleep with a German chick a few years ago.
My most desired? The countries in which girls are least likely to shave.
All things being equal, flag count is going to be heavily skewed by a man’s proximity to non-native flag women. Obviously, overseas travel or living in a large metropolitan area on either coast increase exposure to foreign quim.
If you live in much of flyover country and don’t jet around the world much, a flag count of three is pretty remarkable.
Icelandic, Swedish, Norwegian, New Zealand (gave the best blowjobs!!), Somalian or Ethiopian, British, Canadian, and Mexican. Probably my dream flag would be Brazilian.
Brazil, China, Russia, India, Japan, UK, Ecuador, Canada, a few more I’m probably forgetting.
Most desired that I don’t have Ukraine, France, Argentina and Italy.
My most exotic flag: United Arab Emirates. Almost got a Saudi Arabia flag before that.
Most desired flag: Ethiopia.
Total flags: 29 flags and counting, with 6 of them in the last two months actually. Still no Latin American ones though…
Most Exotic flags: East Timor & Ethiopia
Best Flags: Ukraine, Israel & Denmark
Most desired: Saudi Arabia
Note: The best looking woman was a 7, the rest were 6′s when they were all dolled up.
Exotic “flags”- Although I’ll repeat myself in the post, I’ll remind you that I’m naming the rarest, not limiting my flags to these specific countries. Unless otherwise mentioned, I’ll say that I’ve been lucky enough to sample women from the majority of the countries per continent (excluding one, which is also explained.)
Caribbean/North America/Central America-White-blond/Spanish (with no Native blood) Mexican, Martinique, Montserrat, St. Kitts
{As a man of Caribbean heritage, I chose the countries least likely to have massive tourist boards (Jamaica, the Bahamas) or a cultural touchstone for Americans (Grenada, the DR/Haiti, Cuba, Panama), although I’ve enjoyed women from those countries and many others as well (post-blood tests). When the women come to America, they’re more likely to give a chance to a man with a similar accent than not, so the Caribbean has been my oyster.}
South American
Brazilian (overrated, even with the promise of anal), Uruguayan, Peruvian, Chilean, Falkland Island born Argentinian
Europe
Moldavian, Lithuanian, Latvian, Estonian, Icelandic (that’s what they get for banning me from their country, I was able to sample their wares during a bender in Dortmund!), Croatian, Bosnian, Serbian, Monegasque, Andorran, Liechtensteinerin, Bulgarian, Slovenian
(Still working on Greenlandic and some of the “breakaways” {Soviet}. Living in Europe has it’s advantages if you aren’t afraid to talk to people and look “exotic”. If done correctly, you’re both killing two birds with one stone at the same time.)
Africa/Middle East
Somalian, Senegalese, Kenyan, Nigerian, Egyptian, Moroccan, Tunisian, Malagasay, Rhodesian/Zimbabwean (yes, both black and white), Iraqi, Kazakhstani, Kuwaiti, Omani, Iranian, Pakistani
(I learned about the horrors of FGM from a Tanzanian. Thanks to that rude awakening and the current AIDS crisis, I haven’t slept with an African-born black woman since…)
Asia/Australia/Micronesia
PRK/North Korean, Tibetan, Taiwanese, Tuvaluan, Tongan (not Samoan, though not for lack of trying),Singaporean (Chinese and native), Malaysian, Kiwi/New Zealander, Nepalese, Sri Lankan
(As with Europe, AD military service has given me access to a wider variety of these women than normal; Filipino, Thai, Japanese, South Korean and Okinawan don’t count towards my “exotic” flags. And as with Europe, I’ll mention that I didn’t name the “Well, anybody can meet a chick from there!” countries. That being said,
1.I am fervently working on a way to visit Mongolia/find a Mongolian in America for my final flag.
2. If I were liberal enough to look past the whole “penis in the same room as me” thing, I’d have finished off Asia two years ago…)
Antarctica
Surprisingly, yes, if her travel and research documents were/are legitimate.
P.S.
Fuck Roosh and Naughty Nomad for being lucky enough to break past the barriers (UAE) and being in the right place at the right time (East Timorese.)
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