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Twilight is porn for women. Enough said.
Anyway, the video wasn’t bad.
The picture’s funny because it’s true!
The video wasn’t bad (although we vampire fans hate to hear the truth), but he left something vital out. Vampires lusting for our blood is scary and reminds us of being raped. That’s why the honeymoon scene (which is only hinted at) is so violent that Bella wakes up to find herself covered in bruises, sore, and looking at a room that has been totally trashed. Everyone woman who read that got wet.
In a lot of women’s hit novels (I read mostly German ones, but the American one’s aren’t much different) sexual violence is commonplace.
Oatmeal is so awesome.
If Bella married the guy, it’s probably a sign she wanted to have sex with him.
Why a girl would want to marry a vampire, though, it beyond me.
It’s not rape-rape, it’s “violation by a guy too hot to refuse” rape.
And what about the near-ravishing she gets from the werewolf?
If Bella married the guy, it’s probably a sign she wanted to have sex with him.
Although it’s naive of you to assume that. You’re cute.
As to why she would marry him… are you kidding? He’s a scary alpha who is fighting his inner demons to keep from violating her — or even killing her. He’s every woman’s dark dream.
At any rate, women’s lit is full of pedophilia, rape, gang-rape, and general sexual perversion. The truth is, most guys don’t know do it like we like it.
Because most guys aren’t rapists and pedophiles?
You’re right. It’s your sex that’s a bunch of sick fucks. We all know this already.
it’s “violation by a guy too hot to refuse†rape
In other words, when performed by an alpha, it’s great passionate sex, but when performed by a beta, it’s rape.
He’s every woman’s dark dream.
And that’s why I use porn. No silly head games. :-)
Oh, c’mon Snark. You’re being unfair.
First of all, I never said that women want to be raped, just that reading about it turns a lot of women on. I don’t know why that is so, it just is so. We just like it a bit rougher than we’re usually getting it. It’s feminism that said we shouldn’t, so I find it odd that so many otherwise anti-feminist men defend that romantic ideal.
Secondly, it’s always been this way. Modern women aren’t unusually depraved. Look at the “penny dreadfuls” and the Gothic novels. Look at my favorite book, Wuthering Heights. The main male character goes from being a Good Alpha to being a Bad Alpha (abuser and rapist). He’s one of the dreamiest male characters ever written, and women still swoon. I’ve read it 6 times and it wasn’t until the last time that I even noticed how awful of a person he is. The first 5 times he just seemed really sexy. Or look at Jane Eyre’s Mr. Rochester. A player and wanna-be bigamist.
At any rate, I found it apt that Welmer was recently puzzling about why the Spearhead has so many female readers. Easy answer: it’s like chick porn.
Every time someone declares that women are “all a bunch of whores, who need to be put back in their place”, or that women should “go make a sandwich”, the women swoon. It’s like Heathcliff in real-time. It’s like an alpha hang-out, where the Good Alphas and the Bad Alphas debate.
Besides, half of the female readers are probably Welmer’s groupies, who are sighing with relief every time he notes that he had a bad date. Expect mass-suicides among American women the day he says he had a good date.
Just pointing out the obvious here (and being a bit facetious).
The fantasy seems to be to take a bad alpha and make him good. Cullen seems to be something of a male feminist as well as a bad boy. He describes himself as a monster and struggles against his blood drinking in the same self hating way that male feminists see all sex as rape.
Male feminists see sex as something men do to women that hurts them. The difference is that Cullen-sex really is abusive because he would drink her blood.
My own position is to avoid this madhouse completely. I could act the bad boy and this would get me (the wrong) woman. Alternatively I could simply be myself and take the consequences. One is Game, the other is MGTOW.
You’ve had some great points Alte. I think it’s a little stupid that men whine about women being depraved and such. Half the time I think the men who whine about women would whine about anything, and that’s just a less sexy version of them men who compliment women no matter what she does.
Great effin picture. This site may possibly hold craziest bunch of posters I’ve seen in a long time Ha! :)
I get a bit tired of the “women are depraved” stuff. It’s true that women have fantasies about such stuff. But it’s also true that men get turned on by some freaky stuff themselves. How many times have I heard men praise some woman for having her chest cut upon and water balloons stuffed under her skin? And what’s with all of the anal sex, anyway? Am I the only one who finds that plain-out gross?
Also, the majority of rapists and pedophiles are… you know… men. But you won’t hear me saying something like “all men are potential rapists”.
I get a bit tired of the “women are depraved†stuff.
It’s funny since I was going to write about how women are depraved, but I masturbate to hypersexualized porn stars while writing off “normal” women as useless for sex.
How many times have I heard men praise some woman for having her chest cut upon and water balloons stuffed under her skin?
With the exception of me, I’ve generally seen most men object to breast implants. Even porn aficionados complain about the implants on most porn stars. I think they’re great because they turn small useless breasts into useful, feminine yet sexual objects of desire.
And what’s with all of the anal sex, anyway? Am I the only one who finds that plain-out gross?
I’ve jokingly said that anal sex is one of those things that works in porn, not in real life. With a shower and a proper enema before hand, it’s “clean”, but if you’re the type of person to have random sex with your significant other, the logistics may not be as ideal. Supposedly, most men like it because the anal sex provides for a tighter lock when compared to the vagina. I suspect some like it because it’s awfully hard to get pregnant from anal sex, and others may like the novelty factor.
People tend to forget that widespread male and female sexual fantasies seem to complement each other. After all, I’m pretty sure most men reguarly fantasize about having rough and violent sex with young, submissive women after breaking their initial resistance down.
After all, I’m pretty sure most men reguarly fantasize about having rough and violent sex with young, submissive women after breaking their initial resistance down.
I don’t, and I’m a porn addict. Rough and violent sex admittedly sounds like a proxy for sexual assault…
Anal sex is a bit disgusting afterwards. The girl has to pass a lot of gas, lubricant and so on afterwards in the toilet. It kind of kills the mood.
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