The March 2010 Stupid Girl of the Month is, by the hair on her crotchy-crotch-crotch, Australian sex maniac Jessica Parfrey. With 136 votes in, she squeaked by beaver shaver Megan Mariah Barnes with just 51 percent of the vote. Perhaps she can frame it and put it on her wall when she’s not busy polishing knobs.
April 2010 SGOTM Award candidate number one was submitted by coldequation. She’s a bad boy-loving white trasher who fled with her boyfriend when the coppers came for him, resulting in a nearly hour-long chase where he plowed through dozens of back yards, destroying fences and leaving tire treads in everyone’s gardens. Especially funny considering the coppers were after him and not her:
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The aftermath of a high speed chase leaves homeowners in the Northland accessing the damage.
Several Northland subdivisions had broken fences and tire tracks running though the yards, after a 39-year-old man from Independence, Mo., sent police on a high speed chase on both sides of the state line Monday evening.
It started when an officer attempted to make contact with the man around 5:15 p.m. The man and a female fled from the officer in a red Jeep near Interstate 29 and Barry Road in the Northland. Police later discovered that the Jeep was stolen.
The driver was wanted for felony warrants in both Clay County and Johnson County.
The chase ended after 45 minutes at 30th and Brown in Kansas City, Kan., when the man and woman bailed. The woman was immediately arrested. The man fled on foot to a burned out building where he surrendered on the roof.
As of Tuesday afternoon, he was being held in the Wyandotte County jail awaiting charges.
Be sure to watch the news report at that link (I’d embed it, but I still can’t figure out how to get JavaScript working in posts) to see the extent of the damage.
And lest you not be convinced that Crystal Patton’s heart did not beat passionately for her felonious paramour Jim Haywood, she actually had his name tattooed on her lower back:
Getting someone’s name etched into your skin with ink – that’s affection.
And here’s a picture of the one who she gave her love:
Love truly is blind. And dumb. And possibly addicted to crystal meth.
So not only did our friend get involved in a police chase that she had no reason to be a part of, but according to coldequation, she was carrying marijuana when the cops arrested her, ensuring her a nice, long, unnecessary stay in a Missouri penitentiary. You go, girl!
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April 2010 candidate number two was submitted by Alkibiades. It’s the tale of a nice liberal white girl who went to help the nice people in Haiti and got nicely raped by a nice black man. And whose fault is it that she got violated by one of the people she was trying to aid? Why, it’s YOURS, you evil white Westerner:
Two weeks ago, on a Monday morning, I started to write what I thought was a very clever editorial about violence against women in Haiti. The case, I believed, was being overstated by women’s organizations in need of additional resources. Ever committed to preserving the dignity of Black men in a world which constantly stereotypes them as violent savages, I viewed this writing as yet one more opportunity to fight “the man†on behalf of my brothers. That night, before I could finish the piece, I was held on a rooftop in Haiti and raped repeatedly by one of the very men who I had spent the bulk of my life advocating for.
Ugh, this paragraph is a soufflé of wrong. First off, I sincerely doubt Kijera would ever claim that feminist jihads against (largely white) Western men, such as the bogus domestic violence hysteria, are the result of “overstate[ment] by women’s organizations in need of additional resources.” Second, she whines about how black men are stereotyped as savages – well, whose fault is that? Third, this dumb bitch regards men who live in another country and have a different skin color to be her “brothers.”
Let’s go over the facts. One, third world countries usually lack the rule of law that protects women from the predations of rapists and abusers. Two, men in those countries typically don’t respect women in the way that gelded, feminist-indoctrinated (largely white) Western men do. Three, proximity plus diversity equals war. Basically, any white woman who ventures alone into a place like Haiti is looking for trouble. She should be happy her abuser didn’t murder her right then and there.
It hurt. The experience was almost more than I could bear. I begged him to stop. Afraid he would kill me, I pleaded with him to honor my commitment to Haiti, to him as a brother in the mutual struggle for an end to our common oppression, but to no avail. He didn’t care that I was a Malcolm X scholar. He told me to shut up, and then slapped me in the face. Overpowered, I gave up fighting halfway through the night.
Why the fuck would he care about that crap? To an ethnocentrist, culture, language, and race trump ideology, and Haitians, being non-whites, are allowed to be as ethnocentric as they please. Your attacker is not going to care about whether you’re on his side, because he’s sick of ALL of you crackers. And telling your attacker that you’re a Malcolm X scholar requires that he not be a low-IQ, low-impulse control peasant who even knows or cares about the world beyond his own day-to-day life and the wet, white hole squirming in his hands. The only thing that can stop a horny rapist is force – without it, it’s open season on the womenfolk.
Accepting the helplessness of my situation, I chucked aside the Haiti bracelet I had worn so proudly for over a year, along with it, my dreams of human liberation. Someone, I told myself, would always be bigger and stronger than me. As a woman, my place in life had been ascribed from birth. A Chinese proverb says that “women are like the grass, meant to be stepped on.†The thought comforted me at the same time that it made me cringe.
It seems that this broad is coming around to the physical reality of womanhood and its implications. But if she HAD realized this, she wouldn’t be a SGOTM nominee.
A dangerous thought. Others like it have derailed movements, discouraged consciousness and retarded progress for centuries. To accept it as truth signals the beginning of the end of a person–or community’s–life and ability to self-love. Resignation means inertia, and for the past two weeks I have inhabited its innards. My neighbors here include women from all over the world, but it’s the women of African descent, and particularly Haitian women, who move me to write now.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. When women put themselves in harm’s way, they’re never to blame when something bad happens to them.
Truly, I have witnessed as a journalist and human rights advocate the many injustices inflicted upon Black men in this world. The pain, trauma and rage born of exploitation are terrors that I have grappled with every day of my life. They make one want to strike back, to fight rabidly for what is left of their personal dignity in the wake of such things. Black men have every right to the anger they feel in response to their position in the global hierarchy, but their anger is misdirected.
And on cue, the liberal thought-vomit comes spewing forth. The fact that Haiti is a backwards, turd-world hellhole isn’t due to the fact that its populated with violent, low-IQ savages who only stop killing each other long enough to chop up white people with machetes, it’s because of evil whitey! And you’re not at fault for putting yourself in a situation where you were likely to be raped, oh no! Talk about strong indoctrination – not even being a black man’s unwilling cum dumpster for a night was enough to jar the programming loose.
Women are not the source of their oppression; oppressive policies and the as-yet unaddressed white patriarchy which still dominates the global stage are. Because women–and particularly women of color–are forced to bear the brunt of the Black male response to the Black male plight, the international community and those nations who have benefitted from the oppression of colonized peoples have a responsibility to provide women with the protection that they need.
“White patriarchy”? What patriarchy? I’m a white man and I’ve never been informed of any patriarchy. That old boys’ club would have been nice when I was living on a friend’s couch after college and couldn’t find a job anywhere that didn’t pay minimum wage. Also, note that our Stockholmed friend is capitalizing “black” and not capitalizing “white”. This is a tactic among some racial nationalists – capitalizing the name of your race while refusing to capitalize others, damn the laws of the English language. For example, some white nationalists and neo-Nazis capitalize “white” while decapitalizing “Jew,” because they think it’s empowering. “Retarded” is the word I’d use, but then again, I bathe regularly and I have a sex life. If this broad is capitalizing “black” while refusing to capitalize her own race, it’s symptomatic of a deep self-loathing. She literally identifies with another race against her own. That’s seriously fucked up.
The United Nations, western women’s organizations and the Haitian government must immediately provide women in Haiti with the funding that they need to build domestic violence and rape crisis centers. Stop dividing Black families by distributing solely to women, which only exaggerates male resentment and frustration in Haiti. Provide both women and men with job training programs that would allow for self-sufficiency as opposed to continued dependency on whites. Lastly, admit that the issue of racial integration might still need addressing on an international level, and then find a way to address it!
More liberal brain-puke. While I agree somewhat with the bit about distributing food only to women, this chick is out in Cloud Cuckoo Land. Domestic violence and rape crisis centers? Are you shitting me? You need order and the rule of law, something Haiti hasn’t had since the Marines packed their bags in 1934, before you can even get to feminist flights of fancy like Vera House! The rest of her proposals amount to the usual leftist “dump more money in a black hole and it’ll stop being a black hole” crap that we’ve been doing for the past few decades. Haiti will never become self-sufficient because it’s a madhouse. Period. Even if you take white people out of the equation, blacks are their own worst enemies. Pull out and let ‘em deal with their own problems. Humanitarian aid in times of need aside, they aren’t our concern. Live and let live.
I went to Haiti after the earthquake to empower Haitians to self-sufficiency. I went to remind them of the many great contributions that Afro-descendants have made to this world, and of their amazing resilience and strength as a people. Not once did I envision myself becoming a receptacle for a Black man’s rage at the white world, but that is what I became. While I take issue with my brother’s behavior, I’m grateful for the experience. It woke me up, made me understand on a deeper level the terror that my sisters deal with daily. This in hand, I feel comfortable in speaking for Haitian women, and for myself, in saying that we will not be your pawns, racially, politically, economically or otherwise.
Therein lies the end of the West. A woman who not only refuses to take responsibility for her actions, but blames an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT group of people when she is harmed in order to rationalize away her fears that her entire life’s work amounts to squat. In a sane world, these sentiments would be considered indicative of mental illness, and women like Amanda Kijera would be institutionalized for their own safety. But in a dying society, where sick behavior is the norm, this nutty bitch gets to lecture us about how evil WE are for not succumbing to the same diseases of the mind.
Rather than allowing myself to be used in such a fashion, and as opposed to submitting to the frustration and bitterness that can be born of such an experience, I choose to continue to love and educate instead. My brothers can be sensitized to women’s realities in Haiti and the world over if these are presented to them by using their own clashes with racism and oppression as a starting point.
And when one of your “brothers” strangles you to death in your office, will that be whitey’s fault too?
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“I pleaded with him to honor my commitment to Haiti, to him as a brother in the mutual struggle for an end to our common oppression, but to no avail. He didn’t care that I was a Malcolm X scholar. He told me to shut up, and then slapped me in the face.”
I’m not condoning rape or anything, but….ya know….sometimes the actions of the rapist seem a little more sensible…aside from the forced p in the v thing. Also, I don’t mean to suggest the possibility that she liked it:
“While I take issue with my brother’s behavior, I’m grateful for the experience.”
…but she was grateful for the experience.
Personally, I would bet that it was consensual and the poor bastard is now being called a rapist in the MSM.
More evidence that rape isn’t always quite as horrible a crime as broads make it out to be.
In other words, in ain’t exactly murder. There should be a new phrase to replace “murder and rape”: “murder and mayhem.”
I’d say the stupid cunt got what she deserved, but I agree with Mike T that it appears that she got what she wanted. My guess would be she got caught in the act, half-coated in his semen, and needs to justify it to her friends.
Thanks for the link-props Ferd.
And I don’t think you needed the whole speech on the second woman – even if she didn’t get raped she’d get the Stupid Girl of the Month Award. What a moron.
It is the height of arrogance to believe you and other outsiders can go in and fix another people’s societal problems.
If you bleached the color out of Haywood, he would look like those grisly pictures of dead outlaws, minus the bullet holes and the handlebar mustache.
The second gal may have liked it, just saying.
Fuckin’ A–what a twit. I hope Roosh is right, and feminist twallop like this has peaked.
It was a close match-up, but I voted for the liberal, white girl. She clearly refuses to learn the lesson that life taught her. The first girl is incredibly stupid as well. But time in the pokey might get her to learn her lesson.
No question, she liked getting raped. If you’re on a tropical island and its hot as fuck and you haven’t had any in awhile…hey, I know it ain’t PC to say it, but let’s be real -she liked it. She even romanticized it so it fits with her career and life goals. Maybe she’ll even have an ‘oppression baby’ -half black half white and raise it to be a gender neutral sex positive feminist bla bla fucking bla…
Basically, any white woman who ventures alone into a place like Haiti is looking for trouble.
True dat. I wonder what they’re thinking when they do that?
I suppose I’m living the opposite scenario and — yes, it’s true — I get a disproportionate amount of male attention here. But I’m surrounded by a bunch of law-abiding, middle class, white dudes. It’s pretty much one of the safest places on the planet, for any woman.
Places like Haiti are dangerous even for black women, so a white woman should know to keep her butt at home, or at least bring some male protection. Stupid.
Both women are quite representative of much of modern-day womanhood. The first represents the prole type girl who stands by her “thuggish” boy friend. The second represents the educated, more upper class woman who is completed deluded by PC ideology. I see plenty of examples of both kinds of women in the U.S. society of today.
I read about this stupid cunt. (I am sorry for her getting raped, rape is a crime, should be punished, disclaimer off)
You go to haiti to help the victims of the earthquake, all good.
You get raped by a black man, and it is white man’s fault, while the black man is still your brother? The white man who went to haiti to save the haitian from their own dump?
With that mentality, she sure as hell dese… – deleting the rest, as it will get me in legal trouble -.
These women, besides living in the security my white grandfathers provided with their blood, still blame us for the rape done by a horny black man?
These are the same women here in scandinavia, who run after the black/middle easterner men, only so later I overhear the same men talking about the “local whores”. These are the same women, after willingly accepting being a whore,go on and complain about the local white men whose fathers and grandfathers died in droves in one of the most heroic little battles on the second world war so they don’t end up as russian whores. (Finnish Russian Winter War)
Sometimes I think it just fits.
Made your bed, effing lie in it.
Re: getting someone’s name tattoed on you
Getting your man’s name tattoed on you is the ghetto equivalent of a wedding ring. Since you don’t believe that your man is actually going to (ever, probably) ‘put a ring on it,’ a woman will get pregnant, move in with the man, and get his name put on her. You’ll see this pattern of ‘hood’ marriage all over the ghettoe’s, particularly the black ones, in America.
It restores my faith in humanity that girl number 2 is ahead 98-2 at this moment. What a dumb bitch; what a deserving bitch. I read her stupid article a few weeks ago when it was the viral flavor of the week. I hadn’t seen her picture and hadn’t guessed that she is a wizened, weather-beaten cougar with a tattoo (“I am stupid! I’m a slut!”). How lame of me not to do so.
I feel sorrier for girl number 1. She’s an idiot, too, but at least she doesn’t make a principle of it. As for the coverage (“The aftermath of a high speed chase leaves homeowners in the Northland accessing the damage”) – O woe is my nation; said chase leaves her reporters accessing their illiteracy.
It’s funny that a Finnish guy just posted. I was thinking about this. Have you ever noticed that it’s sort of a “white girl thing”? You don’t see black American women rushing to Haiti to get raped. Keep my big black ass at home and write a check. I was thinking, “If I wanted to go somewhere exotic, I’d go to Finland.”
If you’re looking for me, I’m safely hiding behind about 50 million American men. Send the Marines.
“While I take issue with my brother’s behavior, I’m grateful for the experience.â€
She totally came.
Anyone who would say this:
While I take issue with my brother’s behavior, I’m grateful for the experience.
is mentally ill. And enough with this bullshit that she liked it. You guys are taking the “girls like bad boys” meme way too far.
“You guys are taking the “girls like bad boys†meme way too far.”
Not as far as they take it.
“The fact that Haiti is a backwards, turd-world hellhole isn’t due to the fact that its populated with violent, low-IQ savages who only stop killing each other long enough to chop up white people with machetes, it’s because of evil whitey! And you’re not at fault for putting yourself in a situation where you were likely to be raped, oh no! Talk about strong indoctrination – not even being a black man’s unwilling cum dumpster for a night was enough to jar the programming loose.”
Spot on and shared on digg, where stupidity abounds.
What a godawful mess. This woman is clearly insane.
On her website, she reveals that she grew up being the victim of physical, sexual and emotional abuse at home. Taking refuge at the library, she read a book about the slave trade and identified with the slaves. So, instead of directing her considerable anger at those who actually deserved it, like, you know, HER PARENTS, she decided instead to blame the world’s problems on a nameless, faceless Great White Boogeyman.
Gee, sound familiar?
It was no contest, really. A dumb criminal vs. a woman who got raped and blames everyone but the rapist.
Afraid he would kill me, I pleaded with him to honor my commitment to Haiti, to him as a brother in the mutual struggle for an end to our common oppression, but to no avail. He didn’t care that I was a Malcolm X scholar.
It kills me when lefty intellectuals assume all nonwhites are lefty intellectuals. Why the hell would she expect him to give a crap that she was a Malcolm X “scholar?” What did she expect this third-world savage to say? “Oh, you’re a Malcolm X scholar! Why didn’t you say so sooner? That changes everything. Now I like you as a person and will no longer attempt to pin you down and force my penis into your vagina!”
May favourite bit:
“I’m grateful for the experience”
She’s actually thankful for being raped by a negro; it evidently confirms her misandrist caucasophobic fundamentalist worldview.
The world would be a better place if he had killed her after the rape, or maybe before, whatever floats his boat.
Someone had to say it.
“Someone had to say it.”
I’m glad it was you.
Yeah Haiti is usually a dangerous, lawless place and that was only amplified by the natural disaster. She should have known better. Even in the US that has law and order a woman cant just be out an about by herself at night. Why on earth would she move about a notoriously dangerous country during a time of disaster as if it were her own living room? Doing charity work is noble and all but one must be very careful. I couldnt have been that hard to get a security guard for the evening or traveled with a trusted male friend. Ugh all of that could have been avoided
What’s more puzzling still is her need to politicize her experience in such a bizarre way. Im sure her assailant wasnt thinking about white men when he was assaulting her. If anything sh could have used her experience to draw attention to the lack of order in Haiti.
This whole situation could have been avoid.
As for the woman fleeing with her boyfriend, that doesnt sound all that surprising. Women get caught up in their criminal boyfriends/husbands web all the time. I read somewhere that most of the women in prison are there because they were accomplices to their significant others.
Y,
Even in the US that has law and order a woman cant just be out an about by herself at night.
Yeah, obviously. I mean, sure, there’s law and order and all that, but christ, some people think it means they can feel safe walking the streets. Some people just will not learn.
(The rest of your post reads like something a black “Starr” would write. Private joke, ignore if meaningless.)
lmfao, funniest SHIT I read today. Keep the yuks coming!
Only 150 Million more white American women to rape, and they and their families will recognize their enemy.
White feminasty wimminz be stoopud.
I found Kijera on facebook about a year ago and sent her a nice little message.
http://i53.tinypic.com/vx85l.jpg
Unfortunately she disabled public access to her profile after I sent it so no more fun :(
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