Summers during my college years were some of the best times, with the key factors of little responsibility, considerable free time, old friends reuniting, and new experiences combining with easy access to alcohol and transportation to form 10 weeks of bacchanal. I have to think that this worked the same way for the ladies too, since these summers were when I met some of the most unusual chicks of my entire life.
During the lulls in the summer, I would spend a lot of time hanging out at the local coffee house. Since a number of the girls working there were friends of mine, I’d get free coffee – but more importantly they would introduce new women to me on a regular basis. Comfortable seats, good weather, you could smoke there, free coffee, and a steady stream of low-effort pickups? Gotta love it!
One afternoon, sitting with a couple lady friends, I met Mandy. A redhead with a cute face, a decent body (though wearing loose-fitting clothes), and a sense of humor, she quickly fell under my spell. We had a decent conversation, a few cups of coffee, and set a date to go out in the future. After she had departed, I asked around about her and received generally positive information. (Lest you wonder why I was asking around, read this whole tale, and keep in mind that it’s the first of an occasional series.)
We had a couple dates and hung out over the next few weeks, but things were getting odd. She had confessed to being a virgin, and not having much in the way of sexual experience; sadly, it seemed she was in no hurry to expand her horizons. Whereas I had landed plenty of women in a short timeframe, with Mandy I was three weeks in and not past kissing and some cuddling. She lived in an apartment very close to my place, which was very convenient, but we didn’t spend much time there, limiting any possibilities. After noticing that we were starting to grate on each other and that dating was not moving towards mating, I decided to call it quits.
As we sat sipping coffee the next evening, I started discussing our deteriorating relations, and she surprised me by agreeing with me! We both concurred that we liked each other, but it wasn’t clicking, no fireworks, time to move on. With that weight lifted, we actually had a fun night people watching, talking shit, and relaxing. I drove to her place, preparing to drop her off, when she invited me in. Given our “break up,” I didn’t think much of it, and we went upstairs to her apartment.
We were alone, her roommate having departed for the evening. Mandy lit some candles in her room, turned off the lights, and took me deep down into the rabbit hole.
Mandy: Have you ever masturbated in front of someone?
Lynch: No..?
Mandy: I had one of my guy friends masturbate for me. He came and I licked it.
Lynch: I thought you were a virgin!
Mandy: I am, I’ve never had sex, but I wanted to see what cum tasted like. Do you want to masturbate so I can taste yours?
Lynch: No fucking way.
We continued talking, and it became obvious that Mandy had some serious pent-up sexual curiosity. She talked about sex in an almost child-like fashion, particularly regarding nudity and being nude with men. Since I had previously rebuked her, I didn’t expect anything of this nature; as we were just talking it was oddly fascinating. She flippantly discussed masturbating, some mundane sexual fantasies, and slowly began undressing.
As if her gina had been a Toyota design suffering from a severe case of unintended acceleration, we were very quickly naked and wrapped around each other in her bed. Mandy’s body was much nicer and tighter out of the loose clothing – she was clean, trimmed, and smelled fantastic. Tight as could be, I didn’t have any real doubts that she was a virgin. She was writhing in ecstasy, and since I hadn’t thought to bring protection, I was enjoying a nice bareback ride.
And there I was, balls deep in this chick, when things went off the rails:
Lynch: *pound pound pound*
Mandy: Oh Lynch oh…
Lynch: *pound pound pound*
Mandy: Oh my god, ohhh ohhh…
Lynch: *grunt*
Mandy: Oh, oh yes, oh! Oh! Oh Daddy!
Lynch: *insta cock shrink*
Mandy: Oh, Daddy, yes!
Lynch: What the fuck!?
I pulled out and unconsciously reached for my boxers. Her eyes opened, and her eyeballs slowly rolled down into a normal orientation. I couldn’t believe my ears, and wanted confirmation.
Lynch: Mandy, did you just call me Daddy?
Mandy: Yes. It turns me on.
Lynch: What turns you on, exactly? Your Dad?
Mandy: Or my uncle.
The room began swimming, and I badly wanted a shower and unhealthy amounts of malt liquor. Everyone has fantasies, and they enter your mind during sex – that’s natural. Fantasizing that your male relatives are bouncing their shafts off of your cervix? That’s fucked.
Lynch: So you have incest fantasies, Mandy? You’re attracted to your father?
Mandy (slightly sheepishly): Yes, I fantasize about my Daddy or my uncle making love to me. It really turns me on, and I wish it could happen in real life. I want their cum in me, and on me. Will you cum on me?
Lynch (magically already half dressed): Fuck no, you’re screwed in the head. Incest is bullshit. I’m out.
I was fortunate to realize that continuing any sort of normal interaction with Mandy was impossible. At best, she’d hate me, and at worst, she’d go into hardcore stalker mode and cause serious problems. Having experienced that in the past by trying to be polite during break-ups, I knew I had to get the hell out of there fast, lest the full extent of Mandy’s lunacy manifest itself. A quick trip home, a good hot shower with extra scrubbing downstairs, and some Mickey’s topped off the evening.
Word of this spread, and still comes up now and then among my circle of friends. “The Daddy Chick,” as she’s known, was one of my more extreme exposures to the unhinged side of woman, but far from the last. Do you have a crazy chick drama to tell? Let’s hear it in the comments, or submit it as a guest blog!
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People are complicated and each person has a history that may contain things you have never experienced, never thought about and maybe can’t understand even if you knew the whole story. Women are on some level simpler, but also mentally more amorphous than men, making them even more complicated.
I try to remember this and not obsess over the strangeness of peoples’ behavior and not take it personally, hard as it is.
I think daddy issues are pretty common, and not just with strippers or women who have actually been sexually abused.
LOL!! This is hilarious!
For the record, Ferdinand, this guest writer stuff on your blog is awesome. I get to visit your blog more than once a day now! Success!
I was enjoying the story until the flip out and subsequent gossip.
You had a decent connection with this girl that translated into friendship, which happens.
But then she proves to be a little whacked in bed and you freak and bolt, instead of handling the situation. And, really, the “daddy” thing seems to be fairly common and all too easily explained through basic psychology.
And then the gossip. Bleh. I’ve had some pretty whacked bed partners but you roll with it and keep it to yourself, or at least keep it anonymous. I hope for that girl’s sake that you keep her anonymous and somehow no one connected your story with her.
That would have made it better for me. I absolutely love banging emotionally disturbed chicks; they are the best in bed. Their instability also gives me this sense of danger in the back of my mind that enhances the experience.
My ex girlfriend was like that. She loved calling me daddy, being spanked, tied up and called a slut. I was ok with it because it escalated over a period of a few months and felt like an organic evolution.
For her I think it was just a case of being naughty and submissive. I don’t think she fantasised about her actual dad.
I miss the kinky shit I did with her.
Now she’s in a boring Christian relationship, so I’m not sure how that works. Maybe she substitutes God (the original Father) for daddy.
Vincent: I agree. In my experience instability = good sex.
I dated one girl who like to call me daddy. I never thought of it in an incestuous way before. I’ve seen black girls openly call their boyfriends daddy as a lovers nickname. I think its more about the ultimate onesided power dynamic of a father / daughter relationshp, and less about actually wanting their dad. Its more that they want someone in the dad role. Of course, the chick in the story openly said she wanted her dad and uncle, so either she has confused her desires to be totally dominated with real incest, or she really is into incest, which I find less likely.
i’ve accidentally called someone ‘daddy’ during sex before (NOT ’cause i was fantasizing about my actual dad, and i don’t even call him “daddy”), but incest fantasies are kinda hot. i would be flattered if i was a man and that happened to me. the freudian slip, not the actual fantasy. ha.
Yeah! Read my latest post.
http://feministx.blogspot.com/2010/04/my-heart-belongs-to-daddy.html
I don’t want to fuck my dad, but I am more than happy to call a guy ‘daddy’ in bed.
I think you overreacted and missed an opporunity for some fun role play. Everyone has their kinks – she should be allowed hers. Also, I’m no white knight or anything, but gossiping to your friends about someone who got naked and opened up to you is, well, kind of chickish.
Heh, heh. I think you may have missed a great opportunity with this young woman. The Daddy/daughter thing is not too uncommon.
I have some friends who, to the public, are any other well adjusted couple. However, they play the daddy/dauther thing to the hilt (pun intended) in the privacy of their home. She becomes a little girl is demeanor and spirit. She is submissive and feigns naivete. They know it is a game, yet you can see in her a natural “little girl” who does indeed want and need her Daddy.
Neither of them seems to exhibit any “other” psychaitric artifacts that might suggest pathology. They are both college grads. They both have well paid employment. They are responsible citizens in all the right ways. Who am I to challenge their lifestyles.
I was getting naked with this chick once and she started to go down … on my toes! I didn’t ask for the toe job, but she sure went to town. I giggled the whole time at the grossness of it.
In Latin America, the word for “baby” or “honey” is “daddy” for males (“papi”) and “mommy” for females (“mami” o “mamasita”). It is said without a trace of incest but I have always wondered where these words come from.
And I thought I was getting weirdness from my women.
Hello, I’ve been reading your blog and several other game/pua/mra blogs for a couple of months and I want to thank you for the information and entertainment that you provide. Here’s my story:
I’m a Romanian guy, 22y who lives in Bucharest. I’ve had my share of girls and I tend to atract the ones who have daddy issues (father beat them, molested them, ignored them or died) but nothing could have prepared me for the events that happened this winter.
Some context: in Bucharest there are alot of girls who come from Moldova, the poorest part of Romania, and they try to make it big here, either by landing a wealthy beta or by being a thug alphas mistress. The smartest/cutest go to the west for “work”.This girl was something different. She’s 22, natural blond, huge green-shy eyes and she has the body of an old-school beauty, a rare sight
Goddamn submit button.
Anyway.
She aproached me in a bar. We went to my place that night and out of nowhere she starts crying…and then the drama starts. For about half an hour she just stares at me with huge puppy eyes and a very chilling smile.
She starts talking about her childhood :raped 3 times, her father beat her, her mother beat her, she went to fostercare, got raped there too, she lived on the streets and so on. I was..shocked…to say the least. We didn’t do nothing that night because I was too freaked out. But it was something weird, she was intelligent and she played the vulnerability card very well. Rly now, how can you tell a person that you just met such things?
Should’ve have left it there. I felt that I had to protect her, my instinct woke up but my rational side told me that she’s fucked up or a huge liar. Btw, that night she talked about suicide. Alot.
We still talked but we didn’t meet eachother again for a month. Then I made the mistake of fucking her. HUGE MISTAKE. She started crying midway. I freaked out and pull out. This all happened at my place btw. She doesn’t stop crying. I remember what I read about these kind of situations so I call her out. It works! She calms down, we have a chat and fall asleep. In the morning a make a mental note NEVER to see her again or talk to her again.
Fast forward 1 month. I get a call: ‘I’m pregnant”
“Great, we have to celebrate! What are you going to name him?”
“What?!”
“Well yeah, what are you and your boyfriend going to name him?”
“…”
“Hello?”
“I’m not pregnant.”
“I know, go fuck yourself”.
Sry for the rant. I could go on and on about her. I’ve never met a girl that insane. I know that it was my fault for not breaking contact the first time I talked to her, I know that I should have not had sex with her. But this doesn’t justify her actions.
oooh, yeah…every girl secretly wants a “daddy”. Just not their real dad. In fact, the further away from my dad the guy is, the better. “Mr. Big” from Sex in the City (just an example, I don’t worship the show) brings it like a “daddy” lover would. Spank me baby!
I don’t understand the problem. A woman that calls me ‘daddy’ as I bone her only increases the turgidity of my cock. I used to bang my ex in her house with her parents upstairs and when she said ‘more, daddy’ -I was living my dream.
Ever consider *enjoying* your woman’s kinks?
This is uncanny — I knew a girl like this and it turned out she had been sexually abused by her brother…and her sister…who in turn has been sexually abused by their dad. I ran for the hills.
i had an ex that would call me daddy when i was fucking her from time to time. when you’re balls deep….i dunno, it didn’t fuck with my stroke.
Ever consider *enjoying* your woman’s kinks?
My kink just requires her to look like a pornstar. Her kink requires me to be some bizzare combination of low IQ ghetto thug, trailer trash, and child molester. As far as I’m concerned, some chick who screams out daddy is a mentally fucked up potential false rape accuser and pregnancy entrapment artist who will drive you crazy and ruin your future.
This is my favourite song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6MxLYB8hM
Austin Powers ftw.
favourite Daddy song*
Gotta say, cool story Romanian anonymous dude. My only brush with Moldovans was at a gas station in the middle of nowhere in Poland. Dudes though, not green-eyed girls. Big dudes. One almost got into a fight with me over who’se next to use the bathroom. Afterwards, he became very friendly and asked if I wan to to buy what I understood in his broken Russian to be heroin.
I gotta agree with the girlies here – it’s kinda hot. I think it’s a submissive thing, and the power dynamic between daddy and daughter is pretty extreme. I don’t believe the large majority of women are close to imagining their own dads during the act.
I gotta say that if this story is true Mr. Anonymous here is a real jerk and piece of work and leave it at that.
Apparently Mandy was able to function in society and even in bed. But if she wasn’t fucked in the head before meeting this asshole I bet she is now. He basically took her worth as a person and crumpled it into nothing over a common sexual fantasy. Then the jerkoff went and told all his friends. Not cool. Not cool at all.
He basically took her worth as a person and crumpled it into nothing over a common sexual fantasy.
Maybe it’s me, but damn it, incest fantasies are just wrong, and I don’t know why any man would indulge in such things. I have no qualms about shaming a woman with that fetish.
Dude, seriously? Getting freaked out by something as commonplace as a woman yelling Daddy during sex does cast some doubt on the whole “landed plenty of women” claim. Anyone who thinks this counts as a Crazy Chick Story has had a pretty sheltered life.
DA you know I love you, but I’m going to say grow up here. Your personal preference is to be dominated, imho, so this doesn’t turn you on, however I hardly think the dynamic qualifies as a fetish. Srsly.
Getting freaked out by something as commonplace as a woman yelling Daddy during sex
It may be commonplace, but it’s still rather scary knowing that’s an actual turn on for women. Is it wrong to feel angry knowing that women find that to be a turn on? Is it wrong to be repulsed knowing that she’s imagining a relatively degrading act with me as the antagonist? I’m amazed that women can live with themselves feeling this way, and I’m even more amazed that more men aren’t repulsed by it, and think it’s a legit turn on.
DA you know I love you, but I’m going to say grow up here.
Playing bitter weirdo was extreme in this case, but if I was with a woman who did that, I’d probably use a more gentle means of breaking up with her to avoid the entire mess of dealing with that situation. I really just can’t accept being with a woman who does that.
David Alexander:
There’s nothing wrong with not being into her kink, nor feeling the way you feel, nor breaking up with her.
It’s not that the author of this piece didn’t consumate the deed; I can understand that. It’s not that he was a bit of a jerk concerning what he said to her in a very delicate ..to put it bluntly..situation in her life , I can understand that whilst wishing he had some compassion in his judgemental soul and could realize fantasy is fantasy.
No, it’s the combination of what he said to her along with talking shit about her to all his friends. They even seemed to share a few mutual ones.
I feel very sorry for that girl AND for any man who lacks enough empathy and dignity as a man to think that how he handled this was the right way of doing so.
Hilarious story. I once had a girlfriend who enjoyed incest fantasy role play, as in brother and sister. I did have one girl call me “daddy once”. It was both a little strange and a little hot.
The girl sounds like a closet freak waiting to happen. You should have kept on fucking her as long as possible until things got too out of control.
I had a girlfriend for two years a few years ago, the one I was the most serious about. We never did anything really, as it was highly-controlled Christian fundamentalist family, and I was some what of a kool-aid drinker (although I sobered up in the end). We were pretty much in a relationship for a while, but you have practice “courtship” in these circles. The family trusted me though, and and would have me over all the time, or let me hang out and go places with the kids and her. Anyway, suffice it to say, I ended up learning a lot about this family that was really disturbing me. After two years of friendship with these people, things started getting really crazy with the dad. The girl’s dad kicked his wife of 20 years out on the street, the mother of his 5 children, and sent her to go live in a homeless shelter for a while. Real nutso religious stuff pertaining to her being “rebellious”. A real right-wing kinda guy, which I was as well (at the time).
Anyway, his daughter and I were getting closer and closer. She was very upset by this, as it happened a couple days before Christmas, and started leaning more and more on me and talking to me on the phone, etc.. We ended up getting secretly meeting for a few weeks after I’d get off work, and this got found out. He called me all sorts of names, questioned my motives, accused me of things I didn’t do (it was her idea). He sent me an e-mail saying we weren’t allowed to talk, and being in a tightly controlled atmosphere bordering on a family cult, she obeyed. I then moved away for a couple months, and we got back in touch vis-a-vis the computer and yahoo IM. This dude installed some sort of technology on her laptop though (keystroke logger and what not) and found out.
But it had gotten crazy at this point. Secret e-mail accounts wherein which photos were being sent back and forth between us, she was calling me from a payphone, etc. We were doing everything we could to make sure our communication was not breached. Nevertheless, she didn’t listen to me, and logged in on her laptop to talk to me (instead of at the library like I said). So…he found out…and went apeshit. Called up my pastor, tried to get me kicked out of my church (and pretty much did), ruined a relationship with another family I knew, etc. She sold me out to, as they got in a fight (or so I heard through mutual friends), and scared her to death (this is a pretty scary dude), and she “repented”.
What does this have to do with the article? Well, here it is (that was the background story to clue you in as to the type of people we’re dealing with). For years, when I was this man’s friend (in a weird mentoring quasi-father/son religious comrade type of relationship), he would tell a lot of stories. Some of a sexual nature, regarding things he’d seen and places he’s been. Whenever he would do this, he’d tell his daughter to leave the room (lest her ears hear anything about “boobies”, lol). Well, after he kicked his wife out of the house, she told me that they were talking, and he told her some shit about how a family friend of theirs (this grown woman that he knew) had sex with her dad when she was 18. Of course, at his time, his daughter was 18.
So…he broke off all contact, turned her and his whole family against me (I was a family friend for a long time), and I in turn went apeshit on him in a nasty war of e-mails (religious fundamentalists are known for causing drama). That’s been 3 years ago. In one of those e-mails, I implied he had a thing for his daughter, recalling to mind what she had told me and doing some thinking about it.
The more time goes on, and the more I learn about women, I’ve always wondered -was he leaving his wife for the purpose of trying to seduce his daughter? She was very beautiful. And did she turn on me…for him? I’ve always thought maybe my imagination was running wild, but this dude would shoo her out of the room if anything sexual came up (it was a highly repressed atmosphere). And yet, he kicks his wife out of her house, and tells his daughter some thing about a woman he knew having sex with her father at her age.
Is father/daughter incest common? In religious circles? Anyone else experience some thing similar, or anyone have any thoughts? Thanks!
(BTW, go to nomarriage.com. Best site ever).
Lynch is an idiot IMO. I called my husband Daddy since before we’ve been going out and not because I want to have sex with my father. It is a way to show Submission to me and a way to show Dominance for him.I think a man who can not handle this has not reached a comfortableness in his male sexuality as I’ve never met a man I had sex with who did not thoroughly enjoy being called Daddy.
Yikes!
The thought of my daddy and sex in the same sentence makes me want to throw up…. If I were a man I would have done the same thing as Lynch…
Ive never had sex before, but when I do it “daddy” will be the last person I think about…
Sick.
PS..
Calling out daddy might not be weird in and of itself but the fact that this chick actually WANTED her father sexually is beyond bizarre…
People who like sexual things that I don’t are gross and wrong. Derp Derp.
Different people like all sorts of different things, friend. Sometimes even things you might like, or find repulsive!
You are right, LOL. We should stop prosecuting child rapists. They simply like different things.
CMPitts is a pathetic douchebag, don’t listen to a word he says. :)
Got it.. you are a total closet case and/or asshole.
See that was easy…
Ok, you know what I’m tired of hearing (well in this case reading) people put down the whole “Daddy”-thing! I HAVE a “Daddy”, he is someone I actually consider a really good friend. We can talk about anything and are both normal sane reglar functioning parents, but when it comes to playtime we play Daddy/Daughter, Rape, etc along with also being ourselves too.
I don’t get how this is considered sick, twisted or insessed, we are not related and obviously I’m not actually thinking of my father while I’m calling him “Daddy”. It’s just the situation of power, I am very submissive and for someone who is like that and gets turned on by being dominated there is nothing more opposite of the power relationship then a parent and child. I know guys who like to play Mommy/son to if the guy likes to be dominated. Some people also like to reverse roles back and farward among other roleplaying games. Have you ever thought that maybe she was just in character, or maybe she is turned on by her Dad & uncle just cause of the athority situation and not the actual person?
Either way, even if it did freak you out and you reacted the way you did (which wasn’t very nice by the way) to later go and make her the lauging joke between you and your friends? Please how childish!
I have acted out complete seanes of “Daddy/Daughter” stories which always leads to sex and even enjoy being slapped in the face, ass, choked, sufficated (all with safe words/signs of course). I even wear a “slave collar” which shows I am “owned”; which pretty much is like a engagement ring in the dom/sub sexual world. It shows that you are commited to one person and that person only!
It is not SICK, or DEMENTED! IT’S FREAKIN’ HOTT!! And for smeone who hasn’t even tried it to go on about how messed up or twisted it is then you might as well be going around throwing out racial-slurrs.
Like it’s pretty bad that it’s not really the story that is insulting but the comments that people have posted about the kind of stuff that turns me on. GROW UP PEOPLE!
It’s all a game and more people do it behind closed doors then what you think, so the next time you walk down the street just remember that at least 1 out of 10 people that pass you walking by do this stuff….
HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES?!?
Wow. You are a huge fucking pussy.
Everyone who talked shit to this guy about not being ok with her “fantasies” without noting that SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER FATHER- AND UNCLE- is a huge fucking moron. That is not ok; it’s not a fetish, it’s emotionally sick. It is not “normal” to want to have sex with your blood relatives, especially the ones that raised you and should have treated you in a completely asexual way throughout your childhood. I agree with the person who lumped the pedophiles in with the idea; if you’re ok with people wanting to fuck their own children, why not other people’s? The fact that this “child” is grown doesn’t change the extremely abnormal mental dynamic. Incest, even fantasy, is not just a “kink”, it’s a sign of mental illness.
The OP made no mention of people saying daddy in a “not literally talking about their father” way being wrong or sick, just that apparently he’s not into that. The girl in question frankly admitted that she is sick in the head, whether she realizes it or not. She was probably molested in some way by an adult man in her childhood and fantasized about being saved by her father and/or uncle, which as she grew translated into something darker. I’m only grateful that apparently her father and uncle are not sick in a similar way and didn’t take advantage of her mental illness.
And Babygirl- yes, you’re a sick fuck for playing Daddy/daughter fantasies that are/lead to anything sexual. It’s not ok, at all, from a psychological standpoint; having studied this, I do know. I see you *say* that you don’t actually think about your father, but I’m sorry- I know the way minds work and in that situation he would have to cross your mind. As a submissive myself, I’m well aware that there are many ways to play out D/s situations that involved absolutely no incest fantasy, and that they are much more common. One or both of you in that relationship has some serious issues, but if it works for you by all means continue it. However, just because it works for you doesn’t mean it isn’t disgusting by accepted psychological standards. I would also caution you from having actual children; your daughters, if you had them, could very well be in danger.
Voice of Reason.
You are an adult male mammal who has more of developed lordosis reflex than intromission reflex. ["Lordosi is mammal female butt in air reflex; intromission is mammal male thrust reflex; testosterone regulates.]
The sub chick(s) has(have) a hyper expressed feminine lordosis reflex. (…Hyper expressed because of “nurture” contingencies that multi century old wasp liberalism deems bad.)
You are actually more “sick”. (…Made “sick” by contingencies liberalism simply deems acceptable. Eg single fem household, “socially engineered”/anti male shcool system, female orchestrated serial infidelity (humiliating to males), pop culture at large etc etc –all of which affected you like Stockholm-syndrome affects its ‘victims”.)