Entrapment pregnancies happen. They aren’t common, but neither is getting struck by lightning, and you’d still be an idiot if you went kite-flying in a thunderstorm. The most popular method of disposing your condoms where baby rabies-afflicted ladies can’t get them is to flush ‘em down the toilet, but how do you get the bugger down without looking like a assclown in front of your girl? Having weathered the stormy sexual marketplace for a while now nailed my fair share of nutters and psychos, I’ve worked out a method for getting rid of used condoms in a smart, socially sensible way. If you don’t want to risk getting your wages garnished to pay for a brat you didn’t even want, pay attention to these simple steps.
Step 1: Determine if you even need to flush the condom.
This may come as a shock to the more paranoid and misogynistic MRAs and MGTOWs, but not every woman is looking to scoop your seed into her vagina while you’re freshening up in the commode. There are certain red flags to look for that should factor into your decision to swirlify your semen. Is she over 30 and childless? Is she poor? Does she have a college degree? Is there a huge disparity between your respective sexual market values? Is she willing to get fucked by you the night you meet her? You should be asking yourself these questions and others. One flag alone may not be enough to justify flushing, but it should give you pause. Two or more, and you should definitely flush. Use your head and trust your gut – your manly instincts will never lead you astray.
Also, if you’re in an LTR and considering tossing your jimmies in the shitter, take a step back and think about what you’re doing. If you can’t trust your girlfriend to not impregnate herself with your bastard broodling, how the hell can you trust her with anything else? Unless your game sucks or you have absolutely no taste, the only time you should have to flush is in one-night stands or very short flings. (As an aside, this is one reason why I gravitate towards LTRs – more opportunities to fool around with used rubbers. I particularly like to unroll the condom all the way and swish the semen around in the tip. Truly, I am easily amused.)
And finally, if you follow Tom Leykis’ advice to pour tabasco sauce in your cock socks, get your head checked. If you’re so frightened of entrapment pregnancies that you carry a bottle of hot sauce around in your pocket, you’ve got bigger problems than the psycho skanks you’re fucking on the weekends. This game is not one for the timid.
Step 2: Carry concealed.
Always, and I mean ALWAYS use your own condoms. I carry two in my wallet when I’m out and about. If you ever find yourself about to go love-tunneling with a chick who’s setting off alarm bells in your head and you don’t have a raincoat for your little spelunker, seriously consider ejecting and jerking off later. There’s always another slut, and five minutes of mediocre sex isn’t worth eighteen years of child support.
Step 3: No money shots.
This should be obvious, but don’t blast anywhere but inside the walls of your dick’s latex prison. Only act out your Peter North fantasies with a girl you trust.
Step 4: Take note of your surroundings.
There are only two places in the world where you have to flush – your place or hers. If you’re banging it out anywhere else, the chance of her dabbing your baby batter in her pussy when your back is turned drops to 0%, rounded up by over a thousand decimal places. So if you’re making a romance inside of your girl in the bar men’s loo, rejoice! Your bank account is safe.
Step 5: Dispose of the damn thing right.
After you’ve done the deed, DON’T spring up, rip off your rubber and dash to the toilet – you’ll look like a first-class jackass. Instead, during the post-coital cleanup, tell your girl, “‘Scuse me, I’m gonna go take a piss.” You can vary up the language if you like, but never ASK her if you can leave, because “asking is begging…” This works out well for me because I usually have to urinate after I ejaculate, even if I haven’t had anything to drink. Take the condom with you, walking all casual like nothing’s wrong, and drop in it the bowl, preferably while peeing so you can use it as a target for your mighty golden arc. Flush, and whammo! You’re all done.
In my experience, 9 out of 10 girls won’t ask about the condom in your hand. For the one that does though, you need to ward her off. I usually tell her that I have a sensitive nose and I don’t like the smell of latex and sauteed mushrooms mixed with cleaning solvent. This works most of the time. When I’m at my place, I’ll also sometimes tell her that I’m a bit of a neat freak. You’d think that more girls would notice the inconsistency of a neat freak having a problem with a used Trojan lying on his bedroom floor and being perfectly okay with a girl coming all over his sheets, but they don’t. Remember that any excuse you give here has to concern primarily yourself and NOT her. For example, don’t tell her, “Oh, I don’t want to stain your carpet.” If she says she doesn’t care about that, you’re up Sperm Creek without a paddle.
Most of the time, dropping a line will defuse any situation that arises. If, however, she gets pushy about your method of love-glove disposal, tell her she’s being weird (girls hate it when this word is used to describe them) and proceed as normal. They won’t do anything after that.
Occasionally you’ll get a girl who offers to get rid of the condom for you. Red alert! Like with pushy girls, tell her how weird she’s being and ignore her. Your gut should tip you off to the nature of these girls long before the clothes come off.
Step 6: Your place or hers?
Your strategy will change slightly depending on the answer to the above question.
Your place: This makes your job easier. Girls are much less likely to ask about the condom when they’re the guest of honor in someone else’s castle. Additionally, you may want to consider getting rid of the wastebasket in your bedroom, as it will give you a logical justification for taking your willy wrappers with you. Palais de Bardamu is small enough that I can get away with this, and since I only use my room for sleeping, fucking, and getting (un)dressed, it’s not an issue otherwise.
Her place: This is where things get a little tricky. You’re on her turf, which makes it more likely that she’ll ask about your handling of your cum-catchers. Stand firm with your excuses at the ready.
So you’ve gone through all the steps. Great job, champ! Enjoy the afterglow, get under the covers, and don’t forget that you have to be in to work by 8:30 tomorrow morning. Here’s to many nights of boffing crazy bar chicks.
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I’ve never felt like explaining myself after sex. I go into that “Saving Private Ryan” deaf, ringing in the ears, vacant stare. And who -asks- to chuck out a rubber?
[The same people who need stuff like this to get it right. - ed.]
One more problem you didn’t point out– if you’re in an apartment with old plumbing, flushing a condom can cause the pipes issues. It seems silly, but both condoms and tampons are apparently notorious for clogs, and some apartments (mine included) instruct tenants not to flush those items in the lease documents.
[Good point. I should also add that condoms can cause problems with septic tanks. Since only rural houses use tanks though, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone who reads this blog. - ed.]
I’m all for no unwanted pregnancies (if either party doesn’t want it) but I agree wit Amanda, be careful with city plumbing in the US, and plumbing pretty much everywhere else in the world, except maybe the Canada (backwards flush with higher gallon tanks) and maybe Germany/Scandinavian countries. Um, any over-flows yet? That would be a laugh for sure. Albeit, an embarrassing one.
[Not a one. God smiles upon me. - ed.]
Sorry, but to trust a modern AW even one iota is foolhardy. No, not foolhardy, I amend that – mortal mistake.
If there’s even one miasma of my semen in the condom, Tabasco, Nando’s or Arby’s Horsey Sauce goes into it, its knotted up and thrown out.
Don’t believe me? I was once with a girl whom was all sweetness and light but whom I still suspected as “not what she seemed”. So I tested her. I left the used condom (spiked with the Horsey Sauce) in the bathroom bin, gave her 10 minutes and “walked in” on her, to discover her looking in horror, first at the condom, then at me for catching her red-handed, so to speak.
Besides, real alphas don’t need Game. At least I never have. I make it quite clear I’m doing a favour even deciding to f**k her, and she does not need, require or deserve an explanation.
AW, well 99.99% of modern women, are no better than bugs and should be treated accordingly. No one, in his right mind, will even place the tiniest bit of trust on any woman of today, most especially an AW!
Caveat emptor!
[This level of paranoia and outright stupidity merits a Double Facepalm. This is a rare dishonor, my misogynist friend, so relish it. - ed.]
Friday night at 10.pm (October-19-2007)
[Not my photo. Filched it from the web. My bowl is cleaner. - ed.]
that picture is fuckin’ sick!!
anyway, this post is good news for me ’cause this makes me a seemingly unlikely candidate even though i would LOVE to hoard semen given the chance.
[Hoard it all you like - just don't put it where it's supposed to go. - ed.]
also, the money shot thing is not obvious?! if you’re cumming on her face or whatever, what is the likelihood she’ll scoop it off then stick it in her vagina? just hand her a towel after you do it.
[If she's inclined to steal sperm? Very high. All she has to do is grab some while she's drying off. Would you give someone you thought might be an identity thief your social insurance number?]
I would probably say something like this:
“Comon, you think I really trust you around my sperm? Girls are constantly offering me hundreds of dollars for my sperm. You’ll probably try to put it on ebay or something. Anyway, the last thing I need is to get hit with a paternity suit . . again.”
[Good, but long. I prefer pith in these situations. - ed.]
I’m laughing here at my typing “the” Canada. I seriously might be the world’s worst typist. I don’t think I’ve typed a single comment or post without a fuck up. Damn I wish I hadn’t skipped typing class all those times.
[You know, for the longest time I had a plugin installed that allowed people to edit their own comments up to ten minutes after they posted them. I got rid of it because no one used it. - ed.]
Sofia–too funny. Your mind is scary but funny.
@anoukange
It is not your typing that surprises, it is your knowledge of plumbing.
How about having her sign a stud contract before agreeing to have sex with her. The contract says that you are selling her your sperm for $10M, payable should she become pregnant with a child possessing your superior DNA.
[Paperwork kills the sexytime mood. - ed.]
how can someone hoard it if paranoid men are flushing it! JEEZ.
[YOU can hoard it because you're not going to impregnate yourself with it. - ed.]
Thank you. That’s the concession I was waiting for. HAHA.
[I made the "concession" in the first step, for the love of God. Ferdinand Bardamu - fighting manosphere idiocy, one post at a time. - ed.]
NO, you didn’t. You said:
[Hoard it all you like - just don't put it where it's supposed to go. - ed.]
Without saying how I was supposed to do this whilst you were still defending the condom flushing!!!
[You wrote:
"this post is good news for me ’cause this makes me a seemingly unlikely candidate even though i would LOVE to hoard semen given the chance."
You ARE an unlikely candidate. The chances of you getting flushed on are nonexistent, unless you run into a frightened nelly like commenter #4. I was proceeding from that assumption. The whole point of step one was to debunk this MRA hysteria about all women being potential self-impregnating semen thieves. (Just plain semen thieves are A-OK in my book.) - ed.]
ohhhh ok, in larger context, i get it. sweet. i’m glad we have a mutual understanding and respect for one another as semen-thief and reasonable condom-flusher, respectively.
[I'm a uniter, not a divider. - ed.]
Any man who’s “about to go love-tunneling with a chick who’s setting off alarm bells” in his head deserves what’s coming.
Listen to the alarm bells, and then walk away (jacking off at home alone is acceptable; so is texting for a booty call).
Lest you be fodder for someone’s Stupid Man of the Month Award.
[The "Stupid Man of the Month Award" is Roissy's Beta of the Month Award, which has unfortunately not been updated since January. - ed.]
Personally, I’ve never had an issue with walking straight to the bathroom after my blood pressure has stabalized and flushing the condom. I don’t do it because I’m scared of getting trapped into pregnancy; I mainly do it because I don’t like having the thing strapped on my dick for longer than it needs to be and because every time I throw a used one on the floor after sex my dog ends up chewing on it.
No chick I’ve been with has ever questioned this; I’m just confused on how women normally get the condom from off the dick without the man paying attention to the fact that the chick is handling a used condom. Is it because of the alcohol that is often present during such trustless trysts?
[That and the fact that most people are lazy. When I take my condom off, my instinct is to just toss it on the floor. The girl would have a perfect window of opportunity when I'm in the bathroom. It's also possible for them to fish the rubber out of the garbage later. - ed.]
I’m also curious as to which entrapment occurs more: condom entrapment or lying about being on or being punctual with the Pill?
[Probably the latter, but there's not much a man can do about that on short notice.]
Tobasco sauce isn’t nearly as much trouble or self-absorbed as this convoluted “plan.”
Vasectomies are better yet. Keep using the condom for disease prevention. Plus added hilarity when a girl claims you’re a father!
[No sharp objects near my junk. NONE. - ed.]
I used to expect guys to flush condoms until the whole “plumbing” issue came up in a discussion with a plumber for a boyfriend’s apartment complex. New building, he said it was still a problem if you did it too often.
Now if someone tries to drop one in my toilet, I tell them to toss it in the trash and expect them to do so. Their own toilet, they can go nuts.
The only time I’ve asked what a guy was doing with a condom post-sex was when he tied it off and laid it on the top of a small bookcase. I asked why he didn’t toss it.
He said he believed in preserving his “masculine energy” and was going to consume the contained semen later.
I am -never- picking a guy up at a club again.
“He said he believed in preserving his “masculine energy†and was going to consume the contained semen later.”
–oh my effin god. creepy.
LOL!! ..He said he believed in preserving his “masculine energy
You guys can laugh at the very paranoid all you want.
They point at the TEN TIMES(A hundred times?) as many poor fools who are trapped by the Gotcha! pregnancy.
I’m afraid you aren’t going to phase the paranoid at all. They won when the winning counted.
They know some women are completely evil and see nothing wrong with enslaving men. Poetry of Flesh and Anky know doubt disagree with these evil women DESTROYING A MAN’S ENTIRE LIFE very, very quietly.
But a clogged pipe. Now that’s something that gots importance. That’s something that, you know, warrants mention. DESTROYING A MAN’S ENTIRE LIFE… not so much.
Cause, you know, if a toilet clogs up we are all going to die! Die I say!
This attitude is typical of women everywhere. Being trapped by pregnancy won’t happen to them so why should they care about it? Except that mentioning it makes the sisterhood look bad. So they get nasty passive-aggressive on those worthless man-animals and say the man-animals aren’t even ALLOWED to protect themselves. And yes, Poetry, that is EXACTLY what you said.
I don’t care about whatever made-up reasons they have to justify “the attack”. Would they.. or you dear reader… BET real, actual money on “the clog”? Even odds? Or 1 for 10? Of course you wouldn’t. In the same way you wouldn’t bet money that you could tell who had a BAC of 0.10 and who had a BAC of 0.00 by how they drive.
Cause you know they are full of *BLEEP*. They know they are full of *BLEEP*. I know they are full of *BLEEP*. Everyone does.
Not that, if the 1 in 10 or a hundred chance or whatever actually happened it would be that bad. Cause it wouldn’t be. A clog. If the guy is at all decent… he’ll pay the small amount of money to fix it. The SMALL amount of money. For a SMALL problem.
Poetry and Anky make me sick. “It’s their toilet”. Well whoopy-doo for them. It’s his entire life.
Ferdinand—
Good and useful post. I have some issues though:
Where is your evidence for this? I’d suggest you have none, or that it’s worse than useless. I think they’re far more common than you do. For one thing any conclusion they’re rare based upon merely surveying women and asking if they have ever done it or have strong reason to believe from what she’s said that her girl friends have is useless. (Though the later question is better.) Because girls reflexively lie far more than men do on social survey that involve sexual reputation issues, even when they’re anonymous. It’s a practiced instinctive thing for most and as well girls often lie extensively to themselves about these things. It would take some real ingenuity, and the absence of any feminist or mangina agenda, to begin to get at the truth about the frequency of entrapment pregnancies in this matter.
I think a lot of younger guys feel false sense of likely security on this. Or anyway they become a lot less real security as you get older and have more, and as some of the girls you might do get older too, though still lots younger than you.
You call them entrapment pregnancies. I prefer to call them “oops†pregnancies because I think that captures what’s most common in this area. Entrapment strongly suggest a completely calculating rational plot against one guy in particular. Oh I think that happens and not as infrequently as you do, but a lot less often than the far more common impulsive, she was just feeling it so much with the guy or given her hormonial urges at that moment with the guy, combined w/ her background knowing anxiety that her baby clock is ticking, that she just “lost itâ€.
I’ve come to believe over time, though I certainly didn’t a decade or two ago, that most accidental pregnancies aren’t so accidental, but more at least subconsciously wanted and “oopsâ€. After all there are about 10 forms of reliable and reversible female birth control, Plan B, abortion and adoption. When she has the kid today she wanted it. She almost always did when she conceived and even more likely after 4 days have gone by w/no Plan B. 40% of all American births are out of wedlock these days, though it’s less than 20% of middle class and above white ones. Still damn high. Still a whole lot of “oops†pregnancies going on here. Then there are the also common marital “oops†pregnancies when she’s talked with him and he wants them to wait until they can better afford it, and she only reluctantly agrees. “Oops.â€
There are several kinds of motivations behind the entrapment pregnancy decision or oops impulse, aside from or in addition to her state of mind at the time and how impulsive she is. There’s the case of the girl who’s trying to force a guy to marry her, or anyway decisively trip the scales of reluctance which she’ll want to see as indecision. This is obviously most at risk when the girl feels she’s aging out of options (which yes is true of more modern urban girls past 30 but can also be true of a 27yo who’s particularly nervous about finding the right man) and that you’re a relatively stellar one (though girls almost always try to make guys feel they’ve had stellar before and can get just as good, when it’s not so true in any commitment possible sense previously). So if you’ve been a relationship for several years, she feels desperate that her clock is ticking, she can be very impulsive, and if she’s rounding 30 esp. you make a lot more bank than her, red lights. Any sense that it’s a rare danger in this kind of case is misguided with big consequences.
Then there’s that she’s simply picked you out as a good baby daddy. And not she doesn’t just want a sperm donor either, seeing as how you’re making good bank and from what she’s seen and heard of you, she bets your headed for a lot more. Here she doesn’t have to have been with you in a relationship for a year or more. She doesn’t want to or anyway isn’t set on you marrying her or even living with her. She just wants a sperm donor with attractive income stream attached. Especially if it’s a very attractive income stream. NBA players are a whole lot more at risk of pregnancy entrapement than guys working mid or low level government jobs are.
Note here beta guys are real vulnerable too. Because you see fee girls read up on evo psych and related stuff. Then tend to believe all the blank stuff more than anyone, and that genes absent deformities, conditions or other big weirdnesses aren’t that big a deal. Basic good health, yeah, and ok looks probably.
But does she have to feel alpha pull to you to want to entrap your baby into her? Nope. Not to be her baby daddy if you’ve got some attractive bank to her. Because see though we who read up on evo psych and game tie female sexual hot attraction to alphas for sex and esp. casual sex, and think/know that’s about getting those alpha genes for her offspring, girls naturally feel that sexual pull to alpha, which evolution though worked just fine in ages before widespread cheap birth control, but think rationally about planning out their pregnancies and where some of the money’s gonna come from to raise them. So she wants you baby higher beta w/bank, and your child support. Oh yeah this is and will be more of a danger with older women having a hard time finding attractive enough to them (alpha) men to marry them and unwilling to settle.
Girls who’ve gone baby crazy and who are also increasingly worried that they can’t find a good enough guy to marry them, or someone else other than you who is resisting and putting it endless off, are obviously the danger zone. The older they are while in this zone, the more dangerous. Late thirties w/out kids but wanting at least one desperately type women, are like REALLY blinking red lights.
Obviously career intent college girls, or just out of college with a pretty good job at least who just want to have fun for several years anyway, even if they are open to settling down permanently with Mr Impossibly Right quickly if she finds him and he’s committing (her dream), are pretty low risk. They really don’t want babies right away even with Mr. Right is the main thing.
The more one moves from this pole to late thirties woman despairing of finding a good enough (alpha) man for her to want to live with, who will also ask her to marry him, who’s also desperate to have at least one child, the more dangerous it is that she’ll have an “oops†pregnancy by you. The later pole btw is probably more dangerous among women who have gotten there but are only light feminists, or anyway not women who are the fiercely independent feminist type with good careers. The later really might not want to extract child support since she makes enough and she doesn’t want to have to share custody at all w/a man she’s not in love with. More middle range feminist girls or even traditional ones who aren’t super moral and rationally controlled, who are the usual at root somewhat submissive girls, who fit that desperate for at least one child before it’s too late profile, are probably way more “oops pregnancy†and child support dangerous, esp. if their job’s not really so hot and your bank is in comparison.
BTW, start your precautions w/condoms that have spermicide in them. Only use that type.
As for plumbing issues in high risk situations — I pretty much say tough. What’s that risk compared to a gocha pregnancy and 18+ years of sky high American feminist child support? It’s trivial by comparison. I also think it’s largely bullshite. Condoms without air in them expand way less in plumbing than fluid absorbing tampons do. So squeeze the air out if there’s any, one quick automatic motion, flush and done.
Kat Wilder–
Yeah he deserves some derision sure, if her alarm bells are loud enough. Though you no doubt underestimate how much this happens. See my comments above.
But HELL NO!! he absolutely does not deserve to have to pay 18+ years of sky high American feminist child support for a baby she wanted enough to extract from him, fraudulently him believe the sex with bc protected, but then end running that one way or another.
She shouldn’t be able to get the state to extract that for her in cases where there’s any evidence of fraud, or for that matter, that he didn’t want the baby. Including after he learns she is or was pregnant. She can i) not do oops pregancies as girls did VASTLY less than now when there was way less bc but also more negative consequences to girls/without state extracted unwilling child support when they did, ii) use Plan B; iii) get an aborting; iv) give the newborn for adoption. He should have the right to terminate his parental responsibilities to. E.g. by requesting she give the kid for adoption, thereby eliminating his CS obligations, and parental rights as well.
Comment Whatever–
Exactly.
Seems to me a pipe-saving and environmentally-friendly option would be to rinse in scalding hot water in the sink, fill it with something like bleach…
then dispose. Usually you can find both of these in bathrooms.
Probably you want to use the flushing in toilet thing is probably mainly because you guys don’t want to look weird to the girl. Which I get. You can probably get away with some types by using the recycling excuse, although no condoms do get recycled. Polyurethane condoms aren’t biodegradable but latex ones are.
Poetry–
How does he know FOR SURE you won’t retrieve it from the trash later? Cause you know 18+ years of sky high American feminist child support is about the biggest single (wholly unjust) debt most men will ever occur for a child they didn’t want. Oh you know you won’t. But that’s not the same as him not knowing.
Frankly any woman who can’t feel the reasonable caution of a guy who has rational reason the think that quite a few girls might regard him as a real good baby daddy candidate if they wanted to go that route or were impulsively feeling it at that moment — is shit poor at putting herself in men’s shoes and has piss poor empathy.
I’m flushing the thing. And if you want to stop me, I’m tying it up, putting it in my pocket, and leaving then and there. Unlikely to return to your place unless you were over your “flushing thing”.
A few things:
1 – Fuck her in the ass. No desire to handle said condom after that.
2 – It’s so funny to read about this after knowing that over 70 pregnancies were initiated by my sperm donations in the 90′s. No Law Suit! I’m FREE!
3 – Combo Sperm Disposal Routine: “I gotta piss” Close the bathroom door. Turn on the fan. Drop a #2. Rinse the rubber out in the sink in hot soapy water while washing your hands. Throw the rubber in the toilet.
What’s so hard about this stuff?
Also, seriously a woman is willing to risk catching the HIV just to try to hitch up some daddy money? That’s criminally stupid.
How different my situation. When my dear wife and Had sex before marrying we always ysed a rubber, asihgere were others un her apartment she didn’y want the evidence of our love making in her waste basket and insisted I flush the rubber down the toilet. I was apprehensive that night lead to trouble, there was never any problem so whether or not you trust your g/f rubbers after they have served their purpose are best flushed..
One last thought and that is this idea a flush.ed rubber can screw up a proprtly functioning toilet is prue bs. For after marrying my dear wife and I usd rubbers for b/c we always flushed them with never any trouble snd thats a lot of rubbers, so take my advice and always oflush your uaed rubbers after love making
I use a set of anonymity precautions from the moment I meet a girl until we part ways. This includes fake identity, fake lodgings, untraceable car and other comprehensive measures. This allows me the freedom to spread my fluid on her face and body like finger paints with nary a care in the world.
If she has a case of baby rabies and decides one day that I’m the “baby daddy” and need to take “responsibility”, I’ll be long gone out of her life without a trace. I have created and follow such a strict set of anonymity preserving precautions that not even a hired private detective professional would be able to piece together the trail.
Mine is truly a freedom from feminist laws that others will never experience.
Never mind the remote possibility that the girl you just fucked may empty the contents of your used rubber in her pussey and out of neatness always flush the rubber down the toilet
Whether worried about ebtrapment or not the best and safest disposal of used condoms is to flush the rubbers down down the toilet after use.
tt5I think it is agood idea tflush your rubbers after sex “”I know the tgirl }I married ddn’t want me toross them into her wastebasket she insistd I flush our rubbers down the toilet after fucking.
Inever had to worry,as if I left our used rubber on the night stand my girlfriend didn’t like it in her wastebasket and she would flush it down her toilet without further ceremony
Why take chances, flush your rubber down the toilet. It is the best way to dispose.
I wish somebody had posted this 16 years ago.
You guys are delusional if you think it’s only an 18-year sentence though. The way the tides are turning now, we’ll be lucky if we’re rid of the obligation before they turn 30.
Keep flushing.
my irlfriend didn’t want our used condoms in her wastebasket and had ne flush our used rubbers downheroilet
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