The power of Rule 5 compels you

by Ferdinand Bardamu on January 22, 2010

in Humor

Snatched from Ephebophile’s.

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Ephebophile January 22, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Glad you like it. =)
Its quite pervasive. I found it off images.google(dot)com.

2 Advocatus Diaboli January 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm

This is nothing.. have you ever seen the self-shots of teen girls on various BBs. They give models like this a run for their money. In almost all cases, there is no airbrushing. Just camera-phones and compact digital cameras + a mirror.

3 Desi FPUA January 22, 2010 at 7:14 pm

So his girlfriend dumped him coz he had a small d*ck………

LOL

4 The Fifth Horseman January 22, 2010 at 10:17 pm

If only clear, powerful images like this dented female solipism.

It appears that ‘More Liberal BS’ is a woman. At least the handle is an appropriate preamble to the nature of the following comment.

5 Desi FPUA January 22, 2010 at 11:08 pm

Size matters.

6 The Blanque January 22, 2010 at 11:42 pm

Size matters.

Only to a limited degree–and there are things a man can do to…improve…his standing in that department.

7 Desi FPUA January 23, 2010 at 12:35 am

“Only to a limited degree–and there are things a man can do to…improve…his standing in that department.”

Sure. If it makes you happy to believe that….. believe it.

8 Advocatus Diaboli January 23, 2010 at 3:08 am
9 Desi FPUA January 23, 2010 at 3:45 am

An Alpha male’s answer that photo:

http://wordsofwrath.blogspot.com/2006/07/fetish.html

10 whiskey January 23, 2010 at 2:42 pm

So you are saying, Liberal BS, that a Ron Jeremy (famed for his size) is preferable as a lover, and a steady one at that, to say an average-to-below-average Ryan Reynolds type?

11 Ephebophile January 23, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Whats really interesting is how defensive Liberal BS is, simply in response to the visual stimulus.

I give 80/20 odds, that she is a 5 to 6ish Fattie, who is still hurt over her last pump n dump.

This same party came to do a drive-by on my blog with the same messages.

“So his girlfriend dumped him coz he had a small d*ck……… LOL”

Typical feminist Ad Hominem attacks (shaming language) when they can’t defeat or withstand the message. Nothing new here.

12 Desi FPUA January 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Whiskey, I have no idea who either Ron Jeremy or Ryan Renolds are. Celebrities? I don’t watch TV. Criminals? I don’t read mainstream newspapers.

I’ll google them anyway.

13 Desi FPUA January 23, 2010 at 8:32 pm

Suspicious isn’t it that all of a sudden the link Ferdi provided to the above photo on Ephebophile’s blog shows up blank, completely removed? What happened? Did Denise Ramano or Lady Raine call the legal authorities on him too?

http://ephebophile.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/to-dump-or-not-to-dump/

14 The Blanque January 23, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Sure. If it makes you happy to believe that….. believe it.

Given your admitted ignorance:

Whiskey, I have no idea who either Ron Jeremy or Ryan Renolds are. Celebrities? I don’t watch TV. Criminals? I don’t read mainstream newspapers.

You’re hardly one to comment on the validity of what I–or anyone else–believes.

Come back when you’ve grown up.

15 Desi FPUA January 23, 2010 at 10:46 pm

Yeah because if I don’t know who a slutty porn star is, I must be both immature AND ignorant.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

The height of great intellect is keeping up with prostitutes and celebrities.

In the ghetto maybe.

Thank god I’ve never been to one.

nig

16 The Blanque January 23, 2010 at 11:31 pm

Yes, as a matter of fact, not knowing who Ron Jeremy or Ryan Reynolds are demonstrates your cultural ignorance.

17 Desi FPUA January 24, 2010 at 12:36 am

only if your culture is low class.

18 OneSTDV January 24, 2010 at 1:51 am

“Yes, as a matter of fact, not knowing who Ron Jeremy or Ryan Reynolds are demonstrates your cultural ignorance.”

Agreed. If one doesn’t know who these people are, they’re likely culturally ignorant.

Just because an aspect of culture is low-class doesn’t preclude it from being an entrenched aspect of culture.

Paris Hilton is a despicable human being worth basically nothing, but who doesn’t know who she is?

19 Desi FPUA January 24, 2010 at 2:51 am

” an entrenched aspect of culture. ”

Who’s culture?

You guys watch porn, lamestream TV and read lamestream news. I don’t. Am I missing out because I don’t know who porn stars or B grade Hollywood actors are?

I think I’ll pass, thanks.

But it was kind of you to offer.

20 Snark January 24, 2010 at 7:24 am

I have never seen any pornography with Ron Jeremy in, but he’s pretty much a household name. Not knowing who he is tells me that you may have been brought up in a very sheltered and sexually repressed home.

21 Desi FPUA January 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm

It wouldn’t surprise me if a porn star was a “household” name in the home YOU grew up in. That just confirms my objective observation of most American moms and dads, or rather, moms and step-dads, dad and their girlfriends.

Isn’t “extended family” a beautiful thing?

LOL

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