Assmen rejoice!

by Ferdinand Bardamu on January 13, 2010

in Sex

Having a nice phatty is good for your girl:

A new study out of Oxford University in England found women with “pear-shaped” figures — ample extra padding around the hips, buttocks and thighs — are actually at a lower risk for heart and metabolic diseases.

“It is shape that matters and where the fat gathers,” said Oxford’s Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulos, explaining that fat stored on the hips and in the rear absorb harmful fatty acids and further prevent arteries from clogging.

“Fat around the hips and thighs is good for you, but around the tummy is bad,” he told BBC News, noting that the proverbial “spare tire” around the belly leads to higher incidences of heart disease.

You heard that, ladies! Start doing side bends and push-ups, but don’t lose that butt!

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Chic Noir January 13, 2010 at 4:42 pm

*Chic Noir pats what’s left of her once overly ripe onion booty that was known to make grown men cry*

I knew it was good for something.

2 Bhetti January 13, 2010 at 5:04 pm

BBC sucks. This is olde news. There’s been research on central distribution putting you at higher risk for years.

Some evidence in all the references here:
http://eurheartj.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/28/7/850#BIBL

Why did I have to correct this? Because I can’t let those Oxford fellows get any credit whatsoever.

3 Advocatus Diaboli January 13, 2010 at 6:18 pm

Yep, this has been known since the 1950s (at least).

4 Slartibartfast January 13, 2010 at 6:41 pm

Is having a fat ass ‘GOOD FOR YOU’ or is it just better than having a fat gut? Typical feel-good language. Fat is fat. I’d like to agree with the sentiment that ‘real women have curves’ but every time I hear a woman say that she is just plain FAT!! As for Chic Noir’s ‘Onion Butt’ I’d put money on it that it’s just a big fat chocolate cellulitey MESS. Step AWAY from the Twinkies ladies.

5 Advocatus Diaboli January 13, 2010 at 9:27 pm

FB,

The subject of this post is more to your liking..

http://dissention.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/google-and-chinese-delusions-01/

6 Professor Hale January 13, 2010 at 9:46 pm

Since men put on weight in the bad areas, and women put on weight in the “good” areas, this looks like an obviously confounded study. Nor can I believe that women with that weight distribution are better off than those with trimmer bodies.

7 Breeze January 13, 2010 at 10:48 pm

Fat arses are just a turn off. A good rule of thumb ladies is that if your arse has even a hint of cottage cheese or cellulite than its fat plain and simple and no amount of ‘big is beautiful’ rationalisation is going to change men’s mind or make you any less fat.

8 Advocatus Diaboli January 14, 2010 at 1:07 am

Self Shots, GPS Enabled Smartphones and Data Mining

http://dissention.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/self-shots-gps-enabled-smartphones-and-data-mining/

“I see a future, very soon, where you could use the cell-phone number of a girl to search for self-shot pictures of her at ‘gray’ information sites. Given the decreasing cost of data storage, access, transmission and computing power combined with the increased use of smartphones, the possibilities are mind boggling.”

9 Chic Noir January 16, 2010 at 10:23 pm

As for Chic Noir’s ‘Onion Butt’ I’d put money on it that it’s just a big fat chocolate cellulitey MESS. Step AWAY from the Twinkies ladies

haha I’m 5’9.5 and 120 so you tell me. Goggle Amber Rose you will have an idea of what my butt(almost) looked like before I decided to lose a few pounds.

Breeze Fat arses are just a turn off
google ki toy, coco(ice t’s wife), amber rose and melissa ford then you tell me if there’re a turn off.

these women are phat not fat fellas

http://www.bbdaily.net/

you ain’t man enough to handle a woman built like that^^^

:lol:

10 lovelysexybeauty January 18, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Yay for guys that like some junk in the trunk.

I’ve always been embarassed of mine (waist or tummy are always flat like described in the article, but the booty can just grow and grow…).

My Guy comments and jokes about mine all the time (including how his friends comment on mine). It’s so embarassing though… not sure why. Maybe with my extra longevity I’ll live to see the day when I’m not embarassed at all the attention given to it.

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