Italy’s super-alpha is brought back down to earth

by Ferdinand Bardamu on December 13, 2009

in Humor

Berlusconi gets sucker-punched:

Rome — Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi was punched in the face at the end of a rally in Milan today, new reports said.

The attack occurred as the 73-year-old Berlusconi was signing autographs near his car, state TV said.

TV showed the stunned leader with blood under his nose and on his mouth as he was lifted to his feet by aides.

You have to hand it to him – he takes it like a champ.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 chic noir December 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm

“Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi was punched in the face at the end of a rally in Milan today”

*roissy weeps*

meanwhile…

*Whiskey hides out with a swollen fist in a damp basement somewhere in Rome *

Whiskey says to self: That will teach that AARP alpha for taking so many 8+ women off the market for good beta providers like me.

The beta revolution has begun, what side are you on???

2 chic noir December 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm

jokes off….

He looked like a frail old man in that video. I’ve seen something similar happening in my hood but instead of a 70 year old taking the whipping, it’s a 40 year old getting his ass handed to him by a 16-20.

Or they have to make a run for it and the 16 year old’s leave the 40 year old in another area code.

3 Advocatus Diaboli December 13, 2009 at 6:50 pm

I am not surprised. He was too indiscreet..

In human society, retaining power requires one to not win every battle. You can win every battle but still lose the war.

I have put some new posts on my blog.

http://dissention.wordpress.com/2009/12/13/alternative-view-on-money-02/

and

http://dissention.wordpress.com/2009/12/13/linkfest-december-13-2009/

Will keep on improving the site..

4 Eumaios December 13, 2009 at 11:34 pm

chic noir, could your comments be more useless? I challenge thee!

5 Chuck December 14, 2009 at 1:41 am

i’m in awe of silvio’s alphaness and everything, but it makes me smile to hear that someone decked him (i wouldn’t extend this smile to anything serious like assassination; i’m putting it in context here). i was watching a bernie madoff documentary on Frontline last night and wondered aloud why somebody didn’t come prancing out of the crowd and knock his ass out to wipe the smug look off his face. if the man stole millions from me, i’d stop on his face. actually, i’d do it anyways if he was in my general vicinity.

6 Krauser December 14, 2009 at 6:05 am

Silvio cracked two teeth and busted his nose. From a pathetic swiping arm punch. I’m not blaming Silvio – it just shows how fragile old dudes are.

7 dawo December 14, 2009 at 6:44 am

Five hundred years ago Silvio would have had a dagger in each kidney before you could have said “look out he’s got a knife.” But if fist fighting is all this modern age offers, I guess it will have to do.

Kali Yuga is hard on all of us.

8 Nathan December 14, 2009 at 10:10 am

This news made me smile when I heard it.

9 The Fifth Horseman December 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm

It is shameful to punch a 73 year old man. No matter who he is.

10 K(yle) December 14, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Much agreed. Unless it was another ‘senior’; decking a 73 year old is out of line.

11 Breeze December 14, 2009 at 10:32 pm

Since I was out in the scrub when all this happened I missed all the fanfare. Now that the drama has died down it should be noted that:

1. Chic Noir is off in her own world. Silvio was attacked by a nutcase, not because he was fucking too many women.

2. He has actually gained more support and sympathy from people, including political opponents, because of this.

3. Silvio will spin this to his advantage.

12 chic noir December 15, 2009 at 9:42 pm

Breeze and eumaios- lighten up fellas, it was a joke.

13 Breeze December 16, 2009 at 1:16 am

@ Chic. I spent a whole weekend fishing and caught nothing. I’m in a bad mood.

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