Hot Mormon Muffins, a site hocking a calendar featuring LDS MILFs that will get a “rise” out of you.
From their info page:
Debuting for 2010, the Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood calendar features twelve beautiful Mormon mothers who have dared to pose in a steamy national calendar.
Hand-selected for their beauty both inside [Yeah, right! - ed.] and out, the “devout dozen” are stepping away from Mormon stereotypes, and “baring their testimony” to demonstrate that they can have strong faith and be proud of who they are, while reaching out to a broad audience with a sense of individualism and a sense of humor.
When I visited Salt Lake City years ago, I was taken aback at the sheer number of hotties there. The city is easily in the top ten for female beauty in the U.S. Combine this with their fecundity (Utah has the highest total fertility rate of all fifty states at 2,544.5) and their marriage-friendly climate (median age for first marriage in Utah is 23.9 for men and 21.9 for women, the lowest in the nation), and it’s obvious that America belongs to the Mormons. God bless ‘em.
For the ladies, there’s also Men on a Mission, featuring sexy LDS stud muffins.
Hat tip: Robert Stacy McCain.
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Western Civilization may belong to the Mormons and the Hispanic Catholics.
Western Civilization may belong to the Mormons and the Hispanic Catholics.
Shudder. A miserable, hideous future for what’s left of the white world. Maybe it’s best if we destroyed the world than let that happen.
I was taken aback at the sheer number of hotties there
Out of sheer curiosity, can somebody explain why this happened? I mean, they’re religious. They’re not supposed to be pretty…
I could use a couple of these hot muffins right now. I don’t care if they’re Mormon or not.
I live in New York but work frequently in Salt Lake City – dude, there are NO hotties there. They are *nice* looking in the sense that they look healthy and wholesome, but hot they aint.
You gotta be living out in the stix if you find SLC girls hot.
Talleyrand:
The low-IQ Amerindian peasants otherwise known as “Hispanic Catholics” are too dumb to serve as anything other than helots for the Mormons. The future is gonna be fun!
David Alexander:
Them Mormons stay on the straight and narrow. They don’t drink, smoke, consume coffee, or engage in unprotected extramarital buttsex like we heathens. Healthy living does a lot for your looks.
Jon:
You live in New Freaking York. Of course you would think that.
Given the obesity epidemic and the poor diets of most Americans, looking healthy puts you ahead of 85% of everyone else.
I don’t think the state capital counts as “the stix.”
“the stix.â€
Actually, Ferd, if you live anywhere in New York, you are close to the river Stix, kind of have to be.
If you’re a Mormon Casanova with all those Hispanic Catholics running around the future will be fun for him.
you know the interesting thing is they are sorta expanding the mormons that is they opened up an eastern chapters etcs the Mass Governor is or was a mormon Romney so we are slowly having them expand through the system
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