You heard that right: I love Meghan McCain. I’ve said in the past that she is “the size of a stadium blimp,” claimed I could “roll her fat ass down a hill like a boulder,” and called her a “disgusting pig.” I take none of that back. Yet I still love her. Why? Let me show you why:
That’s right – Meghan McCain is responsible for the biggest spike in traffic In Mala Fide has experienced ever. The last time I got this much traffic was during the Great Game/Social Conservative Debate of August 2009, in which Lawrence Auster was linking to me every other hour. In fact, Meghan’s fat ass is giving me more hits then Auster ever did. And all this because I wrote a snarky but factually accurate piece that mentioned mocked her in a couple of paragraphs. Between this, my elevation as a force for evil on the level of Roissy and Tucker Max, and the incredible fem-tard brouhaha that occurred over at The Spearhead, I’m happier then a junkie in a smack factory.
For those that are curious as to what drove this sudden interest in John McCain’s no-talent daughter, her incredibly talented and fortunately distant cousin Robert Stacy McCain has three great breakdowns, here, here and here. He smartly summarizes the scandal with this:
When Little Miss Overprivileged Victim started whining because of mean comments, throwing a Twitter fit and saying she was “getting the f**k off Twitter,” I doubt she expected her own nasty f**king sh*t to come flying back in her face. But as they say down home, “Payback is a motherf**ker, b*tch.”
Totally agreed, dude. And the fact that I’m racking up hits as a result of her stupidity is an awesome bonus. One porker’s folly is another blogger’s glory.
(Picture of Meghan and her huge cans filched from The Camp of the Saints.)
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Maybe I’m alone here, and I’ve always been a big hater of fat chicks as my name might suggest, but I like her body type. It’s obvious she hasn’t kept care of herself too well, she needs a good diet/exercise program and there’s no way she’ll age well, but right now she’s very attractive and not fat. Past the thick line and near the fat line though.
It probably won’t continue. This happens to halfSigma alot. He’ll write endlessly about a news story and his traffic will balloon to around 12K. But after a few days, the people coming to his site aren’t the target audience and they won’t return.
Since you’re a fairly new blog, I imagine you’ll probably get more returning visitors from this, but the huge spike will die down.
hilarious.
Hits are hits
@ Tally,
but tits aren’t tits.
That cleavage looks contrived, but I must confess to being interested nonetheless.
I’ve said in the past that she is “the size of a stadium blimp,†claimed I could “roll her fat ass down a hill like a boulder,†and called her a “disgusting pig.â€
Yeah, I’m a Democrat voter for life, but I think Meghan is hot. I’d be very happy to be with a girl that looks like her…
Personally, I find McCain repugnant – and not just because she’s ugly and obese.
She’s a symbol of everything that’s wrong with politics. She wants to be a Republican icon without actually agreeing with anything the Republicans are supposed to stand for. She looks at politics the way my uncle looks at Ohio State/Michigan. Just another example of why the vast majority of women shouldn’t be taken seriously about anything.
@Prime,
Unless you go Googling, you can ignore that for this one picture.
Looks like it’s worth a try.
You may filch anytime you want.
The stats don’t lie.
Big, luscious tits sell. Forget about all your intellectual content-driven drivel. The real content that counts is pics of hot chicks.
That was lesson 1 in advertising. Out of 1 lesson total.
So far it has done nothing for me. 4 days and not one Meghan-driven hit. I must have missed the google wave on this and got burried.
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