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Mainstream Media Discovers That Half of the American Political Spectrum Are Slobbering Retards

by Ferdinand Bardamu 02.03.2012
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Writing at Slate, Jacob Weisberg realizes the horrifying truth that I’ve been pounding the drum on for a month now — CONservatives are idiot proles: The case for voting for Romney goes as follows: Of the Republican presidential candidates, he is the only one with any real chance of defeating President Obama in November. In [...]

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Bardamu’s Bookbag: Sex 3.0

by Ferdinand Bardamu 02.02.2012
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The remainder of my book reviews are here. If you’ve written a book, send me a review copy by going here. *** Sex 3.0 by JJ Roberts Eons ago, back in my sophomore year in high school, we received an assignment in our religion class — create a presentation examining a big political/moral issue and [...]

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Time-Saving Predictions for February’s Republican Presidential Primaries

by Ferdinand Bardamu 02.01.2012
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In yesterday’s post, I left out a prediction on how the Florida primary results would go based on the South Carolina results. I figured that Newt Gingrich would win big in the rural, northern part of the state, which demographically still resembles the South. Gingrich dominated rural South Carolina, with Mitt Romney only eking out [...]

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How the Rise of Newt Gingrich Proves That CONservatism is for the Proles

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.31.2012
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A few people have been coming around to the thesis that CONservatives are motivated mostly by spite and hatred of LIEbrals, and not by any ideological or moral principles. And when I say “a few people,” I really mean “Chuck Rudd,” because his post was the only one I bothered to bookmark. Following Newt Gingrich’s [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: January 29th, 2011 Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.29.2012
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From here. ANUS – “The Genius of Tradition” Brett Stevens – “Global Concreting“, “Jobs Are Jails“, “Eudaemonia“, “City Lights“, “Educating for Virtue, by Joseph Baldacchino” Forest Johnson – “Take Me to Your Leader” Nicholas Marville – “Appeal” Frost – “This is Not Who We Want to Be” Keoni Galt – “Finding Your Freedom“, “Paleo Cult [...]

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Bardamu’s Bookbag: Men versus the Man

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.27.2012
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Obligatory reminder: all my book reviews are archived here. Send me review copies of your book(s) by going here. *** Men versus the Man by H.L. Mencken and Robert Rives La Monte Most of you will recognize the name H.L. Mencken, if not from his cutting, witty books and various snide observations on American culture and [...]

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Why Cohabitation is (Generally) for Chumps

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.25.2012
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The blogger formerly known as Roissy muses on how cohabitation provides the same benefits as marriage, for men at least: The reasoning is simple: the pro-marriage studies are conflating the benefit of living with someone under marital contract with freely living with someone who loves you. Sex, love and affectionate companionship don’t feel any more [...]

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Is Callista Gingrich a Heroin Addict?

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.23.2012
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“Hey, doesn’t she kinda look like John McCain’s wife?” our bassist blurted out as we lay on the couch drinking and watching Newt Gingrich’s post-New Hampshire speech. We were taking a break from working on new songs and our frontman/singer’s wife (and the band’s violist) had flipped on CNN in the meantime. He was hardly [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: Blank Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.22.2012
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From here. Brett Stevens – “Economic Censorship“, “Next Revolution, Don’t Put the Extroverts in Charge“, “Turnabout“, “The NPR Style“, “SOPA a Distraction“, “Being a Fan” Ted Swanson – “The Immune System” Bronan the Barbarian! – “Drunk Munchies Hall of Fame: The Fat Shack” Frost – “The Hierarchy of Self-Improvement” Max – “Kandahar; 13.JAN.2012” Matt Parrott – “The [...]

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Bardamu’s Bookbag: Don’t Bang Denmark

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.19.2012
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The rest of my book reviews are here. Email me a review copy of your book here. *** Don’t Bang Denmark by Roosh V When Roosh revealed the Amazon page for his newest book last week, I joked to him that he’d invented a new genre of literature, the “hater travel guide.” While trashing whole countries [...]

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Why In Mala Fide is Not Participating in the SOPA/PIPA Blackout

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.18.2012

Because the JavaScript that Wikipedia and other sites are using for the blackout can be defeated with a simple, free Firefox plugin: But don’t fear, there’s an easy way to access Wikipedia. Wikipedia’s blackout is achieved using some JavaScript. So, all you need is a trusty copy of the Firefox web browser and the popular NoScript [...]

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Rick Santorum, Beta Chump

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.17.2012
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By now, you’ve already read the story of how Republican presidential candidate and synonym for anal coital discharge Rick Santorum is married to a woman who once shacked up with an abortionist. The idiots on the left aren’t taking this story beyond the usual facile charges of hypocrisy — “Herp derp um Karen Santorum is [...]

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In Praise of Self-Loathing

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.17.2012
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Accusing someone of being a self-loathing [fill-in-the-blank] is one of the most popular insults on the Internet, almost up there with Godwin’s Law in its predictability. The minute someone inveighs against a particular social class that we all know to be annoying and stupid, that someone is almost immediately called a self-loathing member of that class, [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: We Will Survive Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.15.2012
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From here. Brett Stevens – “Leftist“, “Interview with John Morgan of Arktos“, “Origin of Supernatural Probabilities“, “Christianity“, “Fishkill“, “Easy Answers” Forest Johnson – “Reality“, “Paradox” Schopenbecq – “Joan Bakewell on the ‘Raunch Culture’” Bronan the Barbarian! – “No Wonder the Average Guy Thinks Game is a Scam” Frost – “My Problem Was a Lack of [...]

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Bardamu’s Bookbag: Delusion Damage

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.12.2012
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Remember, all my book reviews are archived here. If you’ve written a book and want to hand me a review copy, email me here. *** Delusion Damage by Delusion Damage Rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it? While he’s written some questionable things in the past few months, the enigmatic writer known only as Delusion Damage [...]

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The Shittiest Article I’ve Ever Written

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.11.2012
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Don’t say I didn’t warn you — it’s right in the title. I’ve been on the Paleo diet for the past month, as part of a new fitness regime I’m trying out. High-fat, low-carb; no grains and definitely no sugar. I’ll have more to say about it later, but right now I want to talk [...]

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Obligatory New Hampshire Primary Post

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.10.2012
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I’d rather have my nails yanked out then spend any more time on this glorified pageantry, so I’ll keep this brief. When Ron Paul came in third in the Iowa caucus last week, a lot of alt-righters immediately defaulted to doom and gloom mode, declaring the end of Paul’s campaign. I believe they’re wrong — [...]

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Why You Shouldn’t Trust Men Who Can’t Get Laid

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.09.2012
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“Hey look — another sucker.” My friend pointed at the kiosk outside of FYE, where a dweeby youngish kid was having his hands washed in a sink. The Israeli mother-daughter duo who ran the kiosk were well-known for the scam they were running — selling massively overpriced soaps and shampoos supposedly containing Dead Sea salt. They [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: Still Here Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.08.2012
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From here. ANUS – “Hope and Bitterness” Brett Stevens – “Interview with John Morgan of Arktos“, “Vortex“, “Fatalism“, “The End of Liberalism” Forest Johnson – “Experts” Ted Swanson – “Mind Your Ps and Qs” Schopenbecq – “2012 and Beyond” Bronan the Barbarian! – “Super 2012 New Years Resolution Armageddon Blowout!!!!” Frost – “F25 Introduction” Hawaiian [...]

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Closed for the Weekend

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.06.2012

As I mentioned on Sunday, I’m moving In Mala Fide to an offshore server to give myself some insurance against government censorship and professional complainers. I’ve gotten everything ready and will be making the transition this weekend, when nobody is reading. Because of this, I will be closing comments sitewide on both In Mala Fide and In Bona [...]

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Bardamu’s Bookbag: Minimal Game and Do Travel Writers Go to Hell?

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.05.2012
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The book reviews are back from a brief vacation. Click here to read the rest of my reviews, and if you’ve written a book and want to bring it to my attention, email me here. Minimal Game by Aaron Sleazy I’ve mentioned in the past that Roosh’s books Bang and Day Bang are the only game products I [...]

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InFATdels, Meet Your New Friends Ana and Mia

by Ferdinand Bardamu 01.03.2012

There is no God but Allah, blessed be His name, but when it comes to the inFATdels, I’m willing to compromise if it gets them to shed the blubber. Enter the phenomenon of “pro-ana”: Pro-ana refers to the promotion of the eating disorder anorexia nervosa. It is often referred to simply as “ana” and is sometimes personified by anorexics as a [...]

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