September 2010

Why I am not a PUA

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.30.2010

Five big shot gurus from the Pick-Up Artist World Summit enter the Thunderdome to try their routines out on the chick from Slime Time Live. It ends as badly as you’d expect: In the guys’ defense, this entire contest was rigged to blow up in their faces. Discounting that the blonde probably went into this [...]

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I’m moving to Canada

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.29.2010

Prostitution decriminalized by an Ontario judge. You moral orels better grease up, because you’re in for a WORLD of hurt in the coming years. Death to Puritanism! Long live debauchery! Link thanks to DirkJohanson.

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My addition to the Catalog of Anti-Male Shaming Tactics

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.29.2010

Inspired both by Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Tech’s additions to the Catalog and the discussion on this post at Dennis Mangan’s blog, I’ve defined a new type of shaming language. Charge of Moral Degeneracy (Code Scarlet) Discussion:  The target is accused of being morally or spiritually deficient. Examples: You’re a sexual degenerate. You’re an evil, destructive nihilist. Your [...]

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Sperm smuggling in the shadow of menopause

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.28.2010

Via Advocatus Diaboli, the barren wombs of unmarried careerist chicks approaching infertility are crying out for conceptive release. Their cries are so loud and painful that their owners are resorting to the black market to fill them with the stuff of life. Alas, those who have turned their middle finger to the god of biomechanics [...]

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What Is Up With White Boys?

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.27.2010

Please welcome our Very Special Guest Contributor: Onyx. Greetings, Ladies and Germs, it is I, the one and only Onyx, here to provide you with a TRULY different perspective on the issues you know and love. And as a Black Man living in 2010 America, I have to ask a question: what is WRONG with you [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: Obvious Phallic Symbolism Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.26.2010

Raliv – “Ladies, Take Note!” Eric Disco – “How to Get Her to be Your Girlfriend“, “You Have Not Seen Game“, “The Art of Hello” Rivelino – “Seeing Them Have Fun, it’s Good Enough.“, “Why are American Girls Such Little Whores?” Chateau – “Beta Fights Back“, “Curing Oneitis“, “A Woman Explains Why Chicks Dig Jerks“, [...]

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White nationalist runs for public office in New York, no one cares

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.25.2010

Jim Russell, former Republican candidate for New York’s 18th congressional district, is a very bad man who is not fit to be elected. Why? Nearly a decade ago, he wrote a racist, anti-Semitic essay for that bastion of white supremacy, The Occidental Quarterly. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair: The importance of applying eugenic [...]

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How to get your wife to divorce you

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.23.2010

The good: He’s snagged a cute chick, largely by virtue of looking the part of suave Latin lover. The bad: She’s less attractive than he is. Which is what usually happens to handsome guys with no game. The ugly: Producing a sappy video proclaiming his love, and putting it on the Internet. A TITANIC display [...]

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American self-segregation and the whitening of the Chocolate City

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.21.2010

Yesterday, Meng Bomin posted a series of maps by Eric Fischer outlining the racial distributions of several major American cities. Fischer’s maps are based off of this one by Bill Rankin focusing on Chicago: You’ll notice a theme among all the maps – they all show that the cities are segregated by race, with few [...]

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The make-believe martyrdom of Christine O’Donnell

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.20.2010

Last week, Sparks123 dug up an article where Christine O’Donnell claims to have converted to Christianity after spending her college years as a slutty party girl: But Christine O’Donnell didn’t grow up in a strict religious household. For her, the turning point came in college. While at Fairleigh Dickinson University, she told the Delaware News Journal [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: You’re Not Going to Read This Headline So Why Should I Make an Effort Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.19.2010

M.m. – “The Awkward Years“, “Why Not to be Nice” Raliv – “Dear Twilight Fan Girls“, “Drinking or Studying? Drink, You Bitches.” Eric Disco – “Instant Sexual Vibe on Your First Date“, “The #1 Reason Guys Fail at Approaching Women” Rivelino – “Asshole Game is Just Bossy Game“, “Frame Control is Freaking Huge” Chateau – [...]

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So you wanna be a dickhead?

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.18.2010
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Mr. Bardamu goes to Washington; or, my blog is way better than your blog

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.17.2010

Why? Because I’ve gotten actual votes in an election and YOU haven’t. Specifically, I’ve received write-in votes in the Republican primaries for New York Lieutenant Governor and U.S. Senator (running against Chuck Schumer). Click to expand: Thanks to J. DeVoy for his confidence in my political platform. Excelsior!

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How Christine O’Donnell can stop masturbating

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.16.2010

(Yes, I intentionally wrote that headline in a misleading way.) It’s clear from this video that Delaware Republican Senate candidate and Alvin Greene of the Tea Party Christine O’Donnell thinks masturbation is a slight against God: “The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these other problems [...]

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The partial solipsism of the Maltese female mind

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.15.2010

Via Mark Richardson, I found an article from The Malta Independent Online from some chick named Marisa Micallef, whining that no man her age is interested in buying the cow that previously gave away all its milk for free: Some of my thirty and forty something male friends complain that the girls they meet, especially [...]

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Ferdinand Bardamu 2010

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.14.2010

Hi, I’m Ferdinand Bardamu, and I’m running for Governor of New York in 2010. Why have I decided to toss my hat into the ring? I could give the same reasons that every sociopath candidate running for public office in this cesspit of a state gives, all relating to how I’m tired of how Albany [...]

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August 2010 Stupid Girl of the Month

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.13.2010

Fashionably late this month. I blame the matriarchy. … Judging by the comments on last month’s post, there appears to be some confusion as to how this whole thing works, so I’m offering a CliffsNotes explanation of the Stupid Girl of the Month Award. There are two things you need to know: 1) The purpose [...]

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Linkage is Good for You: Diversity Edition

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.12.2010

This snap of Laeann Amos comes your way via Advocatus Diaboli’s new NSFW erotica blog Nudie Cuties. And remember, the brain may discriminate, but the boner does not. M.m. – “A Most Unsatisfying Night” Anplayer – “Unto the Next Generation” Eric Disco – “My Favorite Banter to Kill Boring Conversation” Rivelino – “Why I Hate My [...]

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The new best spam comment ever

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.11.2010

Offered without comment (click to expand): The previous best spam comment ever here.

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The real reason for the War on Drugs

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.10.2010

The War on Drugs is one of those things that everyone seems to oppose – like banker bailouts and illegal immigration – but keeps truckin’ on despite the protests of the plebes. Even white nationalists are now arguing in favor of drug legalization across the board. If there are any drug warriors in the audience, [...]

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Open thread: quantity vs. quality

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.09.2010

Diligent reader Steve T. emailed me this proposal: Hey, FB. I’m having an online discussion with a nice married woman about men and what they want. She’s been indoctrinated with The Rules as the key for all women to land a man, and I want to disabuse her of such foolishness. I made the following comment: “Males in [...]

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Notes from the underground mall

by Ferdinand Bardamu 09.08.2010

Previous truth snackage here. When people argue that “x county isn’t really representative of y ideology” (“America isn’t really capitalist!”) or that “x reviled leader ruined y ideology” (“Stalin ruined communism!”), what they’re really arguing is “my gang could do a better job of raping and robbing everyone.” If you don’t have detractors, you aren’t [...]

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